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cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:13 am
by Darwoth
which do you prefer?

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:37 am
by Judaism
We do have a large pond at our home with koi carpers, so option 3 would be my prefference. We do have Jack Russels, altough dogs take alot of your precious time, you have to walk twice a day to let them **** and don't forget that they drop tons of hair on your lovely home.

Cats, those creatures are complete B/S.

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:58 am
by loftar
Cats aren't brainwashed drones, and thus confirmed for master race.

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:43 am
by Darwoth
surely you jest.

when is the last time your cat chewed a burglars face off? went hunting with you? shared a hamburger?
helped sniff out your car keys? drank a beer with you?


dogs are indeed mans best friend, cats just give you the stink eye and ***** about everything.

kind of like women :lol:

although i do like cats to a point, i had one as a kid that was dropped on its head as a kitten and was psychotic. it would climb on top of and ride the dogs around like a horse.

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:54 am
by loftar
Darwoth wrote:when is the last time your cat chewed a burglars face off?

>doesn't take care of burglars himself
You disappoint me.

Darwoth wrote:went hunting with you? shared a hamburger? helped sniff out your car keys? drank a beer with you?

Those would be nice things if only it wasn't just because "I'll do whatever you do, owner and master. It's not like I can think for myself." While if a cat does the same thing, you know it's because he actually appreciates the activity for what it is. Joy shared, joy doubled.

Darwoth wrote:kind of like women :lol:

I take it you like your women clingy, dependent and capable only of satisfying your penis and not your mind, then. ¦]

Darwoth wrote:it would climb on top of and ride the dogs around like a horse.

See, an indication of master rather than slave morality.

Not to mention dogs smell.

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:59 am
by Heffernan
loftar wrote:Cats aren't brainwashed drones, and thus confirmed for master race.


please retract your commend, we germans officially take offense in that. :evil:

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:03 am
by loftar
I would think it is the Jews that would take offense in that. ^^

Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:06 am
by Gacrux
Actually, I identify as Birdkin, and the statements made in this tread are offensive and I am triggered.

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Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:07 am
by trungdle
Don't you dare to insult Charles. He's the most beautiful goldfish out there. A pure red cap oranda.
And that 10 gallons tank is not a bowl :(
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Re: cat vs dog

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:14 am
by Dallane
Dog master race reporting in