The Coles Report Update 28/12/2012

[colesie]

Coles Report 15/12/2012

~That's right it's time for a new report!

In recent news the massive village of Gallows Hill has fallen!
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2910#p31204


The reason for this was none other than the mastr-spai PayMaster Paul. He infiltrated the village due to poor recruitment and then proceeded to drop a personal claim inside to allow the MM tribe to have a "free pass" in breaking the walls and destroying the bell. The Gallows Hill guys are currently refugees but are slowly working their way back up to rights.

Here is Paul's confession thread and his perfect logic:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2999

Here is a run-down on his reasoning.

-JordanColes did not pay the debt he owed for one Plymouth Frock, purchased October 15th.
-Gallow Hills was a town with a history of picking on hermits and smaller towns, and needed to be bloodied.
-Both Gallow Hills and MM Tribe were focusing their efforts on raiding newbies and hermits in-game, while only fighting with words on the forums, and so I desired an escalation of their conflict. It is better for newbies and hermits when bandits and raiders are occupied with fighting each other.
-Mushibag inadvertently ruined my month-long effort to plant a spy (Mean Mike McCoy) into MM Tribe, and destroy it in a way similar to what was enacted upon Gallow Hills

Faithfully,

-Paul the Paymaster

In light of this new developement the GH fighters have taken it upon themselves to rebuild the only way that they know how, by raiding for loot. This could have been easily avoided if Paul had simply let their village stand but since it is no more the villagers of GH are insisting that they must do what is needed to get back onto their feet. They also claim that it is all Paul's fault and any/all complaints should be forwarded to him personally from now on. In addition to this the confession thread has now turned into the GH equivalent to the Chief's Scalp collection thread due to Paul's asshattery.

Here is the first set of victims:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3009#p32338







And here is a post where I personally explain what happened at this raid:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3009&start=40#p32478

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~The Fight Club thread has been bumped recently and Darno is still accepting challengers on Plymouth
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~Topia Online is also being discussed on the forums here in a thread started by Painhertz.
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2972#p31824

You'll have the chance to talk to the game devs in this thread and to ask questions about which direction the game is taking and its development. (Because their forums are terrible)

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~The Salem Trailer contest is still up and running!

So far there have been 2 entries into the contest but more are always welcome!
The contest will end on January 5th so be sure to throw something together before then!

[jwhitehorn]

Sometimes for a bright future you need a dark past.

Here's to helping you achieve the darkest past possible sir.



Perhaps you should spend more time playing and less time posting screenshots of where I can find and kill you.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

Lol'd

And the screens didn't help you, the scents did

[alloin]

Who's living in the darkness? No idea where you get your information from.

[staxjax]

I would hardly consider a drain threshhold of 20 'living in the darkness.' That is not where we 'live' anyways, and nobody is there anymore, lol.

[colesie]

Who's living in the darkness? No idea where you get your information from.

At the time Stax posted that this was correct. Dallane ***** something about our big scurry darkness force a while ago when we were still GH. I was the only one in the darkness and Stax came in at the last moment (and I mean the very last moment. Likely an hour or two before the raid)

[alloin]

Who's living in the darkness? No idea where you get your information from.

At the time Stax posted that this was correct. Dallane ***** something about our big scurry darkness force a while ago when we were still GH. I was the only one in the darkness and Stax came in at the last moment (and I mean the very last moment. Likely an hour or two before the raid)

I posted that the time GH was no more, stax replied when at least 1 of you actually lived there.

[colesie]

And you know this how? Both of our times spent in the darkness were so limited you could hardly even say we settled

[alloin]

And you know this how?

I was at your gates...

[colesie]

And you know this how?

I was at your gates...

Terribad was Hustling's hermitage. We only headed there last minute after we took over Rattler something something village. I was there overnight and Stax was probably there like 3-4 hours lol