The Coles Report Update 28/12/2012

[Ornery]

Just like the metric system makes a lot more sense than the english system. Blasphemy!

Everything dividable by ten compared to a completely random-ass system based on body parts and god knows what?

ujelly. Don't worry, I'll send you a yard stick so you can measure things as God intended.

[colesie]

Coles Report 13/12/2012

~With the destruction of the head reporter's home still fresh in his mind, Jordan Coles has set out on another journey. Where it would lead not even he knows for sure.
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Now some would say that Jorb had forsaken us. Most would simply give up all hope after an event like this. But through many hours of pondering the situation I have found that there is indeed a silver lining. I, The High Priest of Jorb, had been spared. I look at this as a sign from Jorb himself that I should press onward.

And so it began. The great migration.


Wearing nothing but the most humbling of clothing for my journey I set out in search of better times.

Finding new abandoned homesteads as I walk aimlessly into the world I stop to think about what these small hovels have been through, and who had owned them.


I would like to thank whoever owns this settlement greatly for this temporary rest.

Some day I will repay the favor

As I got farther and farther away my heart began to become darker. Jorb has spared my life, but for what? I'd been walking for hours and my butthurt had not yet fully flowed through.
Thoughts of revenge had begun, and I vowed to dedicate myself to the art of M_O_V_E_M_E_N_T_C_O_M_B_A_T once again to reclaim what was once mine.


Sometimes for a bright future you need a dark past.

[_Gunnar]

Aww, nice. Have fun rebuilding.

[colesie]

Melsonia The People's Republic and Dis will live on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmebU9a ... XY-Hy_TY6Q

[Mushibag]

Melsonia The People's Republic and Dis will live on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmebU9a ... XY-Hy_TY6Q

stfu, this isn't haven. Stop associating Gallows Hill with your HnH ****.

[colesie]

Melsonia The People's Republic and Dis will live on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmebU9a ... XY-Hy_TY6Q

stfu, this isn't haven. Stop associating Gallows Hill with your HnH ****.

u raeg liek mushibag

[TotalyMoo]

Sometimes for a bright future you need a dark past.

I am excite.

[_Gunnar]

Melsonia & all statist fake communisms are awful, long live Wyrmhold, anarcho-communist utopia. I wish they wanted to play salem ;(

[killertomas2]

i am excited

[darnokpl]

Sometimes for a bright future you need a dark past.

Then Chief got brightest future than anyone of us can imagine