Community Gathering 2016

[MarpTarpton]

I'll go to Texas. Or Boston. Or most places in the continental US. Just don't expect me to be as charming or funny in person. In real life, I have a charisma like that of Judaism at a party.

[Judaism]

In real life, I have a charisma like that of Judaism at a party.

If that were the case, we would most certainty not get along with eachother very well.

[MarpTarpton]

I can see it now. I order a drink. You tell me that's not a proper drink. I roll my eyes and order you the same drink. You insist that it's not only an improper drink, but that the money I used for it was probably ill-gotten, making a passing comment about my mother or my heritage. You drink the drink. You make suggestions as to how specifically the drink could be made better. I try to assert that I've been drinking longer than you. You whip out your chest hairs and cite the drinking age in your homeland, furiously finishing the drink before you storm off to criticize the local neighborhood fence positioning in regard to their brazier radius.

[Judaism]

I can see it now. I order a drink. You tell me that's not a proper drink. I roll my eyes and order you the same drink. You insist that it's not only an improper drink, but that the money I used for it was probably ill-gotten, making a passing comment about my mother or my heritage. You drink the drink. You make suggestions as to how specifically the drink could be made better. I try to assert that I've been drinking longer than you. You whip out your chest hairs and cite the drinking age in your homeland, furiously finishing the drink before you storm off to criticize the local neighborhood fence positioning in regard to their brazier radius.

You are only just scratching the surface, the way the drink was poured into the glass and how the glass was far from ecological produced somewhere in China, it traveled all the way down to the USA. Do not even mention how you shoud've paid with coins to pay the exact price, help them out with their small exchange problem and speed up the whole progess on top of that. Man, I would also mention how the environment was not suited for the specific drink and how you would have to drink your drink, like how badly you should had used your pinky finger differently while drinking and how that would increase the chance to end up with someone else in your bed.

I very much doubt that you would stick around untill I would get the oppterunity to talk with you about Salem, either left already or felt asleep. But if it were to come to that, it would only go about how greatly I love JC and how all of his changes have had my full support, how I've never washed his signature on my hand and how the gods of Salem have blessed me till eternity.


If the meeting were to be in USA and if I were to be able to come. There would be people willing to do/give extra stuff besides the meeting such as shelter and food for Salem currency, like buying a pizza for a snakeskull/silver, right ?

Order a week now for only a hug and a golden tophat and get a day extra. (Limited offer, order before april)

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whispering snake skulls are the bitcoin of Salem players

[Dallane]

The fact that the Walker: Texas Ranger theme song was deemed on-topic makes me like you a lot.

Assuming you get away with that comment, I do have to abuse the oppertunity. Dallane is a horrible, horrible mod.

I had nothing to do with the moderation in this thread. You however need to speak to meow from now on if you have a complaint. Let that sink in for 3 days.

[Slapacookie]

You can expect the cops to be at some gathering, cause people in salem are way to crazy. So many stabbings would happen.

[TotalyMeow]

You can expect the cops to be at some gathering, cause people in salem are way to crazy. So many stabbings would happen.

I don't know that it would be that bad. Though I suppose there is some argument for agreeing on a general area first, having one person 'host', and then arranging the final time and place via some group conference or PMs.

[jcwilk]

Though I suppose there is some argument for agreeing on a general area first, having one person 'host', and then arranging the final time and place via some group conference or PMs.

Clearly the location should be decided by some sort of grand in-game event-style contest where the winner gets to choose from the above suggested places.

[JohnCarver]

Clearly the location should be decided by some sort of grand in-game event-style contest where the winner gets to choose from the above suggested places.

Perhaps when you KO a player in the game you have the option to "Kidnap" their character. This is the equivalent of Death until that player attends one of your RL gatherings?