The Coles Report Update 28/12/2012

by **Ass_Kraken** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:06 am

He was going to, but now that you said it he won't.

by **colesie** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:08 am

Ass_Kraken wrote:He was going to, but now that you said it he won't.

colesie wrote:

by **TotalyMoo** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:14 am

colesie wrote:
Ass_Kraken wrote:He was going to, but now that you said it he won't.

colesie wrote:

by **MrGemini** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:22 am

nice thread. keep going with such wonderful news coles.

by **TotalyMoo** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:31 am

Hopefully this is the new Courant with a colesie twist.

by **colesie** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:45 am

Coles Report 11/12/2012

~It appears that our conspiracy experts here at the report were wrong about the sneak update in the works along with the removal of the claim redemption. The report will be sure to do more research before posting such inaccuracies but we hope that your hopes weren't crushed completely after the last report!

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~In recent news, it looks like Darwoth has some very strong opinions about claims in Salem.
Here is a link to the start of what will surely be a heated debate! Feel free to join in and throw him a piece of your mind or rally up to his cause!
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2875#p30929

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~Is it no longer funny to make fun of Darno's english?

darnokpl wrote:
Dallane wrote:
grimreaper92 wrote:I'm loving this. lol they talk like they know us.They can not see what we can do.They have no proof if it was alts we were killing. Their thoughts on the matter are much appreciated, but highly illogical.

Why do you continue to make Mrs. Wilson weep? I think darnokpl speaks English better then you.

Cmon when I said joke about girls it was pushing discrimination or something, but here AGAIN we see people joking from someone who is from non english speaking country and this is not any kind of discrimination?

Can we please get some forum rules for those cases?

Darno pleading for moderation and Potjeh is willing to comply as fun is most definitely not allowed he even broke out the green text.

Potjeh wrote:OK, that's enough of that derail, it kinda stopped being funny. And the anti-darnok act is getting old too, so please stop bringing it up.

Super srs.

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~Moving on to screenshots it looks like Derek is bringing back a very old graphical glitch to share with us.

Derek wrote:

~Mushibag still continues to be a silent guardian for the Coles Crusade.

Mushibag wrote:

Dallane wrote:
colesie wrote:
Dallane wrote:ever vigilant

Never straying from his post

The watcher on the walls

So they'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

~While the Chief continues to be criminal scum!
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2875#p30908

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~In fashion we have 2 entries to share with you.
First we have the chief sporting his new headdress given to him by the Gods to effectively carry out his larping

jwhitehorn wrote:I call this one Aspect of Justice

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

And secondly we have Shiala with her alt's current look.

Shiala wrote:My explorer/forager alt's spiffy outfit:

Pilgrim's Hat
Farmer's Shirt
Snakeskin Coat
Farmer's Pants
Snakeskin Boots
Snakeskin Belt

We are still wondering why the females look like aliens.
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=803&start=50#p30667

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~Here is a list of some topics that are currently being talked about in the Ideas and Suggestions Sub-forum. It's up to you to help the game grow and you should throw in a piece of your mind before something is changed!
The Wiki Suggestion Thread: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=265
-Got any ideas for what you'd like to see in the Salem wiki? Here's the link to get the ideas flowing http://salemwiki.info/

Destroying My Own Stuff: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=455
-This topic revolves around the idea of being able to break things on your own claim easily.

User Friendliness: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2579
-A german player writes to the devs about his experience in Salem and how he feels it could be fixed.

Anger Towards the Noobs: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2767#p29793
-This is another thread related to the Salem experience.

Cash Shop Incentives: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2692#p28889
-This thread is about what you would like to see added to the cash shop and what direction you would like to see the game go in related to the shop itself

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~Now we come to the final part of the report where we read fan mail! This dedicated viewer actually hopped onto IRC specifically to deliver this touching letter to myself personally! He logged out as quickly as he logged in so we were not able to thank him properly.

Wherever you are Realak, we appreciate your feedback and we (Malice) look forward to knocking over your sandcastle in haven over and over again.

Save up your hopes friends because you might just need it!

by **jwhitehorn** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:52 am

Interesting. Not sure why you messed up the date though. This was clearly not updated in OCTOBER!

Chief PeePookaKa
MM Tribe

by **Dallane** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:59 am

jwhitehorn wrote:Interesting. Not sure why you messed up the date though. This was clearly not updated in OCTOBER!

Chief PeePookaKa
MM Tribe

coles was caught in the black hole time portal of Gallows Hill

Lord Dallane
Gallows Hill

by **colesie** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:02 am

jwhitehorn wrote:Interesting. Not sure why you messed up the date though. This was clearly not updated in OCTOBER!

Chief PeePookaKa
MM Tribe

Lol, oops

by **Mushibag** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:46 am

jwhitehorn wrote:Interesting. Not sure why you messed up the date though. This was clearly not updated in OCTOBER!

Chief PeePookaKa
MM Tribe

He's just Canadian...

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