You know you play Salem to much when?

[trungdle]

When your in the middle of having some bad-ass sex and you think "I should really be saving all this phlegm for work tomorrow"

Icon is back with more dirty jokes to offer

[Dallane]

When your in the middle of having some bad-ass sex and you think "I should really be saving all this phlegm for work tomorrow"

Should invest in tea so you can exert a never ending supply of phlegm

[OldMcdonald]

when you drive your car into town to a berry bush just to see if you can get berries from it.

[Darwoth]

when both you and your wife now use the word "claeyt" as a derogatory comment to describe various real world retards.

[alloin]

when you try to attack this dude

[Tulgarath]

When your kids talk about killing rabbits and wringing turkeys necks while it at dinner.

[Flink]

When your kids talk about killing rabbits and wringing turkeys necks while it at dinner.

isnt that just being a farmer tho?

[Synnestry]

When your husband wakes you in the middle of the night to request that you stop muttering about what else you need to make/gather for your glutton session.

[belgear]

"shut up Claeyt" is something I have thought more than once when listening to people
Have had to resist the urge to chase squirrels
"Am I going to need this" before throwing a rock

[Synnestry]

Gathering grass in your yard, meanwhile finding a daisy and picking it to lower insanity but fear to pull the petals, least it lands on she loves me not.