Hey Guys, I'm a max level rogue on World of Warcraft.

[Roninsword]

Why is the entire forum not up in arms about this?!?!

The majority of the forums does not play salem lol

You got me there

[Roninsword]

Serious detective work incoming,

To further spite chief peepookaka on this now holy day, 9-26-2013, The day Chief is outted as nothing but a noobkiller
See below.

The CASE: Is chiefpeepookaka a noobkiller?

The EVIDENCE: His own thread, viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1054
50% accurate because I only made it to page 80 before quitting in disgust and wasting my time.
Numbers don't lie folks.

I gave the chief three player rankings as to present my evidence, new players, players in snakeskin clothes ( one noob tier above fresh players basically, big woop) and actual legit, good kills.
Are you ready?

Posted Kills of players in:
Noob Clothes: A WHOPPING 85 by page 80..
Snakeskin clothes: 13.../yawn

ACTUAL LEGIT KILLS:
1st legit kill, page 51
2nd legit kill page 54
3rd legit kill page 57
4th legit kill page 61
5th legit kill page 75.

/slow golfclap

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

[jwhitehorn]

Your evidence is thrown out as you have admitted yourself that your study is incomplete and you failed to look through the entire thread. There are 245 kills to date. I expect rankings on all 245 kills to take your research seriously.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Roninsword]

Why don't you finish for me so I can laugh even harder? If you were not around it's possible your server would be averaging 200 plus easily. Once again, you are the world destroyer, you have basically killed the game you obviously love, all the while displaying borderline sociopathic behavior over enjoying yourself tricking new players until you kill them. Did you also get a hard-on each time you started the murder animation? You might need help good sir. I suggest you seek it.

[jwhitehorn]

If you were not around it's possible your server would be averaging 200 plus easily.

At least 245 more players than it has now... That is for sure.

Did you also get a hard-on each time you started the murder animation?

Yes, and its scary that you know that.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Thor]

I don't know what to say about this.
I too am kinda sad that I have a very little chance of acquiring that sweet legacy humus, but people who have legacy humus have been playing long before purity patch hit. I've been told that making that grind from 0% to 100% was a total ***** that took a lot of time and effort - oh, and you had to do it 4 times if you wanted all elements.
So now past players made that grind and you are saying that devs should "punish" them for doing that?
Every time one legacy humus is being used it's one less - and it's never coming back. It'll run out eventually. Besides gluttony system is getting some serious changes in future if legacy humus won't be depleted by then.

So with no purity you can make characters with 150-200 biles. I don't see why that kind of player could not be the player "one shotting" the noobs outside Boston? I'm no purity wizard - but purest boards I've heard about are 17%, and with 90-100% worms of same element compost could continuously produce humus from somewhere between 20% and 30% (someone confirm)? And even if you had those kind of crops you'd have to mix 10% water or 10% meat/shrooms for most recipes and not even end up with that kind of multipliers to glutton with.

Sadly, without any legacy products one can only produce 4-6% humus. That'll get you over 200 biles though.
But most Titans have been killed, bored and quit or just waiting for a good patch. So I don't see why a mid to larger group of +200 biled characters with good slotted gear couldn't make a difference?

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... Basically what I'm saying here is that there will always be someone trolling those noobs, even if there's a wipe or something as radical.

[Jalpha]

Pretty sure Chief, you are going to lose this one lol. The thing about people who talk so much crap is... Eventually everyone finds out they are a sack of it...

[Roninsword]

At least you admit it, My mams always told me honesty is the best policy.

[jwhitehorn]

At least you admit it, My mams always told me honesty is the best policy.

Thats funny, your mom always told me **** is the best policy.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Roninsword]

At least you admit it, My mams always told me honesty is the best policy.

Thats funny, your mom always told me **** is the best policy.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Woah woah calm down guy, getting a bit defensive and resorting to high school retorts are you? Must mean I'm right on point. Thanks for the heads up.




also, if the best you can pull is a 60+ year old grandma, then you need to up your Squaw game pimpin.