† A&A Trade Company Diversion Nexus †

[Rifmaster]

Look at these lowly heretics!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will put all of you in eternal meatball hell!
You've managed to divide yourself and cause hate in your own religion! Do you think there is different types of Spaghetti religion? Cheese sauce vs ketchup sauce?
Ofcourse not! The Spaghetti monster religion has surpassed such mortal hatred and division as clearly it is the superior religion!

KNEEL BEFORE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI LORD!

[Trenial]

Look at these lowly heretics!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will put all of you in eternal meatball hell!
You've managed to divide yourself and cause hate in your own religion! Do you think there is different types of Spaghetti religion? Cheese sauce vs ketchup sauce?
Ofcourse not! The Spaghetti monster religion has surpassed such mortal hatred and division as clearly it is the superior religion!

KNEEL BEFORE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI LORD!

Put the zigzags down kid.

[Leō]

Good evening.

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I. What is this Mountain you speak of? I know of only one Mountain in Scripture, it is Zion, wherein the Banner of God is planted. The same Mountain dotted with the fiery stones and precious colors where the Lord kept his divine council among the princes of his Host.

II. Who is this Great One? Do you mean God? Or some other Diety? I've never heard of the God of our Fathers called by The Great One.

III. What are your creeds, and what is price of the remission of my sins, what is your doctrine of repentance?

To begin, I am happy you are interested in learning. It is always good to learn the teachings of the Great One's child and the Great One itself.

I. The Mountain is the Mountain of Purgatory. It serves as a path created by a Saint of the Great One to lead all Catholics to Elysium so we may spend an eternity in peace while also bettering this physical world. Zion was once relevant, until it was struck by the Great One, as a place were a Saint was laid to rest by the Great One. Sadly after such an event it has remained only a site of past relevance but was connected to a dream given to the honorable Pope Leo the 11th to induce the reforms upon the Church so that we may please the Great One and its creations.

II. The Great One, or as said soon after the honorable Pope Leo the 11th's death the Oldest of the Great Old Ones who are nameless before being shortened to the Great One, is the same as your God. Due to the reforms of April 27th 1605 we have replaced the term God with the Great One as God was not acceptable by the Great One. The main difference between Protestants and Catholics is that we, the Catholics, have made contact with the Great One and its creations while the Protestants have not. Sadly the Protestants have not had any dreams of the Great Ones either least they would understand our stance. Above all we worship the same being; with exception that no contact has been made on the Protestant side.

III. The Great One is all merciful due to the actions of her child, Christ, on this Earth. As such with respect to the reforms of of the honorable Pope Leo the 11th sins are of lesser natures in respect to those who believe in different Great Ones despite them being lesser than the Great One. Simply being a Protestant would only put one within the First Gate of Hell: Limbo. No pain nor misery would be put upon those there as they simply did not believe; this is thanks to the child of the Great One thus allowing her to be merciful. To repent one must be repentant. A rejection of the Protestant faith is a good start but not enough as one must resolve all conflicts with the Great One by giving the Great One absolute faith. Thus one may join the goers of the Church for mass and sermons each Saturday in public or in private.

Though if you have other sins you will have to resolve them in other ways. Such sins are those surrounding the eight gates such as lust, gluttony, greed, anger, heresy, violence, fraud, and treachery. If you have the later three then I pray for your soul as they are difficult to gain your soul back against. All can be resolved by accepting the Church's teachings, working for the church, attending the Church's sermons, and assisting all peoples in any way as long as it is righteous.

If an act is righteous then one may commit the act that is a sin as long as that person has the blessing of the Great One as the Church can not give it. An example being inquisitors and wizards. They often do bloody work to help the Church get closer to the Great One and are exempt from such. Another way an act is righteous is equal trade. Putting your sins upon one who is not Catholic and sending them to Hell; may it be through physical action or using your local government to shack them and stock them. You can also use this way to resolve your sins. Shaming, throwing items at, and whipping criminals brings a smile to the Great One as well to resolve sins.

Our creed however does not require weekly attendance of a priest or church. One may do this in private by remembering the dead, placing flowers upon their graves, and praying in the name of the Great One. Simple tasks are not required as long as one remember the day for the Great One.

[(OOC) Most of this is coming from a mix of altered history, Lovecraft, and altered Catholic history. The Divine Comedy: Inferno has a place as well while I work Purgatorio in.]

Look at these lowly heretics!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will put all of you in eternal meatball hell!
You've managed to divide yourself and cause hate in your own religion! Do you think there is different types of Spaghetti religion? Cheese sauce vs ketchup sauce?
Ofcourse not! The Spaghetti monster religion has surpassed such mortal hatred and division as clearly it is the superior religion!

KNEEL BEFORE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI LORD!

Your Great One may exist but we can assure you it is nothing without the power and righteousness of the Great One. All in existence is thanks to her might and thus we pray in thanks.

Sincerely,
-Leō

[Trenial]

Oh I get it, you're an Antichrist? An Apostate spreading heresies among the Pilgrims? I will root you out, mark my words "Pope" Leo.

That is three Popes now in the New World:

Pope Benedict
Pope Heffe
Pope Leo

The Catholics sound solemnly unified and *cough* UNIVERSAL.

[Leō]

Good evening.

Oh I get it, you're an Antichrist? An Apostate spreading heresies among the Pilgrims? I will root you out, mark my words "Pope" Leo.

That is three Popes now in the New World:

Pope Benedict
Pope Heffe
Pope Leo

The Catholics sound solemnly unified and *cough* UNIVERSAL.

Ah, you miss understand it seems sadly. The honorable Pope Leo the 11th died soon after he became Pope. He took the place of Pope on April 1st 1605 and died upon April 27th 1605. It was a tragedy but allowed for the reform of the Church as the Great One gave him a vision.

The current Pope is the Great Pope Alexander the 7th on this wonderful year of 1677. The honorable Pope Leo the 11th died at the age of 69 sadly. The current Pope has been blessed with longevity by the Great One which we are great for.

Though to associate me as Pope is a dream we all Catholics would enjoy but all know we do not deserve. To be in such a place of holy nature is a burden only one who may stay sane under the presence of the Great One is quite difficult. Thus is why we honor all Popes as they too had suffered greatly for all people upon this world, for now they all rest within the Dream.

The anti-Christ was rooted out of existence with the destruction of Zion as the Great One destroyed its Tomb; as the banner of the Great One had been weakened by our continual presence simply by existing. There is no such thing anymore as the Great One solves everything.

Sincerely,
-Leō

[Trenial]

Our father the prophets spoke much of Zion and its return, and the terrible and great day of the Lord. Do you deny the prophets and the blood of the prophets?

[Leō]

Good evening.

Our father the prophets spoke much of Zion and its return, and the terrible and great day of the Lord. Do you deny the prophets and the blood of the prophets?

Zion no longer exist. If it does no exist then it can do nothing. Pray to your Protestant Gods and listen to your prophets while greater work is being done.

Sincerely,
-Leō

[Trenial]

Hear O' Israel, the Lord our God is ONE.

[Dallane]

good lord why is this thread still alive lol

[Trenial]

good lord why is this thread still alive lol

Cause, this dude is a Catholic and a Heretic and an Apostate. And he writes at 115 like a hypster .