I found a time machine!

[Droj]

So I'm gong back in time to prevent the birth of the one they call 'The Chief'. Don't thank me yet as this is no easy task. Many nights gone long ago will be spent traversing the great northern American ***** houses in search for that devilish womb and the many seeds that are forced upon it.

Unfortunately this means I will have to quit Salem for now! =( But I hope to be back in time for the purity update, no rush jorbtar, I haz time controls! Well I would jump a few months ahead and bring back the merged code but I won't do that because that would be a nice thing and well...

If you want all (I will try to divide it equally) my stuff, 600k+ in silver and 3 stalls on roanoke. Just send me a PM telling me how great you are with an attached picture of a cake that you will bake for me for my special journey, with the words '***** the Treaty' iced on top. You have a few days to bake it as I'm still finishing off calculation and calibration.

Regards,
Droj.

[Ass_Kraken]

I wish you luck on your journey. As for applications, would you accept cupcakes?

[Dallane]

[Droj]

I wish you luck on your journey. As for applications, would you accept cupcakes?

If the message is still clearly visible on top then yes!

[Chiprel]

Most innovative 'i quit' thread.

Have fun with whatever you'll be doing/playing now

[dageir]

April fools!

[jwhitehorn]

So I'm gong back in time to prevent the birth of the one they call 'The Chief'. Don't thank me yet as this is no easy task. Many nights gone long ago will be spent traversing the great northern American ***** houses in search for that devilish womb and the many seeds that are forced upon it.

Unfortunately this means I will have to quit Salem for now! =( But I hope to be back in time for the purity update, no rush jorbtar, I haz time controls! Well I would jump a few months ahead and bring back the merged code but I won't do that because that would be a nice thing and well...

If you want all (I will try to divide it equally) my stuff, 600k+ in silver and 3 stalls on roanoke. Just send me a PM telling me how great you are with an attached picture of a cake that you will bake for me for my special journey, with the words '***** the Treaty' iced on top. You have a few days to bake it as I'm still finishing off calculation and calibration.

Regards,
Droj.

Dearest Droj,
I regret to inform you that you are in fact my father. In your upcoming Time Travel you will find the woman that will some day give birth to me. You will stop her from having sex with a vagrant wearing a small turquoise necklace who you are most certain would have been my father only to develop an affinity for the female as the type to "save" her from the way of life. The "protection" you use will be compromised and out of approx 10 million competitors I will be the fastest swimmer. As much as it stings it is this journey that you must take that will ensure my continued existence in this universe and had you never found Time Travel to begin with I would have never existed as you would have never traveled back in time to create me.

Sorry to burst your bubble dad
Chief PeePooKaka

[alloin]

Imo this should all go to me, duuuh ! Joke or not !

[Droj]

April fools!

Shusssh! I really want that cake!

[RainbowMoostache]

So I'm gong back in time to prevent the birth of the one they call 'The Chief'. Don't thank me yet as this is no easy task. Many nights gone long ago will be spent traversing the great northern American ***** houses in search for that devilish womb and the many seeds that are forced upon it.

Unfortunately this means I will have to quit Salem for now! =( But I hope to be back in time for the purity update, no rush jorbtar, I haz time controls! Well I would jump a few months ahead and bring back the merged code but I won't do that because that would be a nice thing and well...

If you want all (I will try to divide it equally) my stuff, 600k+ in silver and 3 stalls on roanoke. Just send me a PM telling me how great you are with an attached picture of a cake that you will bake for me for my special journey, with the words '***** the Treaty' iced on top. You have a few days to bake it as I'm still finishing off calculation and calibration.

Regards,
Droj.

Dearest Droj,
I regret to inform you that you are in fact my father. In your upcoming Time Travel you will find the woman that will some day give birth to me. You will stop her from having sex with a vagrant wearing a small turquoise necklace who you are most certain would have been my father only to develop an affinity for the female as the type to "save" her from the way of life. The "protection" you use will be compromised and out of approx 10 million competitors I will be the fastest swimmer. As much as it stings it is this journey that you must take that will ensure my continued existence in this universe and had you never found Time Travel to begin with I would have never existed as you would have never traveled back in time to create me.

Sorry to burst your bubble dad
Chief PeePooKaka

You should atleast know your dad hates you so much.

So much that he wants you dead. I want you dead. Everyone wants you dead.