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Postby jakhollin » Wed May 11, 2016 3:40 pm

Jokes!

There was this lizard in the jungle and he was just strolling threw minding his own business.
When he sees this monkey in a tree rolling a really big joint.
The lizard says he Monkey what are you doing. The monkey replied gonna get really high!
The monkey invited the lizard to come smoke with him.
So the lizard climbed up the tree and started smoking with the monkey.
After some time the lizard said "I have some really bad cotton mouth and I need some water".
The Monkey told him there was a river just down the path from the tree.
So the lizard climbs down and goes to the river to start drinking some water. When an alligator pops up in front of him.
The alligator asks him what is going on. The lizard says "I was smoking some weed with a monkey up the path and my mouth got really dry."
The alligator said I got to see this!
So the alligator moves up the path and sees the monkey in the tree all stoned and red-eyed.
The Alligator yells up to the monkey "Hey what are you doing?!?"
The monkey looks down from the tree and says:
"HOLY CRAP LIZARD HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?!?!"

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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Kralith » Wed May 11, 2016 4:08 pm

For Marp! ;)

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis.

The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

"What's that?" asked Jenny.

"Well," said Johnny, "if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis."
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby MarpTarpton » Wed May 11, 2016 5:07 pm

Kralith wrote:For Marp! ;)

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis.

The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

"What's that?" asked Jenny.

"Well," said Johnny, "if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis."


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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Lusewing » Wed May 11, 2016 6:01 pm

They say women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are. ¦]
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Icon » Wed May 11, 2016 6:38 pm

Heard about the guitar teacher that got arrested? He was fingering A minor
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Lusewing » Wed May 11, 2016 7:20 pm

A naked woman jumps into the back of a cab and asks to be taken to a nudists' convention. The driver looks at her and asks how she expects to pay due to her lack of pockets. Opening her legs the woman says "Dose this answer your question?" The driver looks at her again to retort "Got anything smaller?"
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby jakhollin » Wed May 11, 2016 7:38 pm

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Postby Qiresea » Wed May 11, 2016 8:47 pm

Darwoth wrote:It really is not fair that every time you try to jab at me you make yourself look more retarded than any retort i could come up with.

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Postby Heffernan » Wed May 11, 2016 9:20 pm

Chinese Kindergarten...

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Postby Icon » Wed May 11, 2016 9:33 pm

not sure if i should lol or gag, but godamn thats funny
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