Turkeys Killing Turkeys: WTF now?

[Rydersowl]

I see a war between bears and turkeys in Salems future. The horror... The horror.

[Rydersowl]

Bow before your turkey overlords Salem. Thanksgiving came early.

[Mereni]

I thought about using turkeys as a weapon in the next fight night all-out-everybody brawl. I figured I'd head in with a full load of them and start chucking them at the other fighters, and hopefully clogging up the fight ring with wild mad Turkeys. Turkey fighting rings would be fun also.

Don't bring turkeys, bring an inventory full of poults. Death by lemon yellow cuteness!

[DarkNacht]

I thought about using turkeys as a weapon in the next fight night all-out-everybody brawl. I figured I'd head in with a full load of them and start chucking them at the other fighters, and hopefully clogging up the fight ring with wild mad Turkeys. Turkey fighting rings would be fun also.

Don't bring turkeys, bring an inventory full of poults. Death by lemon yellow cuteness!

If you drop poults on the ground what happens?

[Rydersowl]

Nothing, as long as you don't feed them after midnight or get water on them.

[Mereni]

I thought about using turkeys as a weapon in the next fight night all-out-everybody brawl. I figured I'd head in with a full load of them and start chucking them at the other fighters, and hopefully clogging up the fight ring with wild mad Turkeys. Turkey fighting rings would be fun also.

Don't bring turkeys, bring an inventory full of poults. Death by lemon yellow cuteness!

If you drop poults on the ground what happens?

They hop around looking adorable. You can pick them up again, don't have to fight them like grown turkeys.

[Rydersowl]

You can pick them up again, don't have to fight them.

You don't have to, but god help you if you try.

For those keeping with the original story the turkey deaths continue, Javier Bardem the Third is alive and well and I'm having omlettes every day in my part to prevent the turkey apocalypse.