Okay yeah, the home of really really stupid brings you... for one day only... a free chest of stuff including the above mentioned.
This morning I cleared out everything I wanted from my temp base and declaimed intending to head into the wilds and find the perfect place, with a chest on my back.
Got pwned by a bear and because no base.. respawned in Boston.
So somewhere at the side of a river, in the vicinity of a place called Mathers Vineyard... is a chest.
Go get.