A Darwoth Poem, 100% True, 100% Sarcasm

[Heffernan]

il,l just pretend theres alot more enemies then me... like the KKK, so pls no hurt

to atone for your sins you can book a flight to new york city and place a wreath on the 9/11 memorial and upload a picture of you doing so in the RL picture thread.

no cash but id juist tell my american friends to vote trump instead, this should work

[Dallane]

il,l just pretend theres alot more enemies then me... like the KKK, so pls no hurt

to atone for your sins you can book a flight to new york city and place a wreath on the 9/11 memorial and upload a picture of you doing so in the RL picture thread.

no cash but id juist tell my american friends to vote trump instead, this should work

Nice try, you don't have any friends that meet the voting age.

[saltmummy]

not sure but marp said he was going to make it so that dead player skeletons would reanimate under a darmoon at 50% of the biles of the original character and attack anyone nearby which should make providence an interesting place, especially near the crypt/graveyard

Ah, that would be so good.

[Flame]

Honestly?
Skeleton rising would be a total mess and turn the game into nearly unplayable.
But. Da hell, that's so cool!!! (and adds lots of sense into build a proper graveyards).
I could definitly die for something that cool.

[Darwoth]

well you can log off like a great big ************* during the darmoon then i guess, or give your fallen comrades a proper christian burial instead of letting them rot in the field like a ***** heathen.

[Tulgarath]

well you can log off like a great big ************* during the darmoon then i guess, or give your fallen comrades a proper christian burial instead of letting them rot in the field like a ***** heathen.

Wait, we can bury all those corpses instead of just complaining about them cluttering up town? ?

(Edited to show sarcastic color)

[Forungi]

Wait, we can bury all those corpses instead of just complaining about them cluttering up town? ?

You can probably bury them just like you would bury an alt or whatever.

[saltmummy]

Skeleton rising would be a total mess and turn the game into nearly unplayable.

No it wouldn't. read what he said again. The suggestion was for them to raise them at half what they had in life. It might be a small issue if most of the skeletons in town weren't no stat alts and nub bodies. Think about it this way, that skeleton we have resting beneath the tree next to the lake? A brand new character could stomp that thing into dust.

Wait, we can bury all those corpses instead of just complaining about them cluttering up town? ?

You can probably bury them just like you would bury an alt or whatever.

You mean by leaving them in the streets of providence?
I'm already taking care of it anyway.