Your Dumbest Scare

[Reviresco]

Oh, I remembered another one. I was foraging on an alt and I saw a large base on the minimap. I went to check it out, thinking it was probably destroyed.

As soon as the tile with the outermost base on it loaded, I see a path marker aimed straight between my eyes. For a fraction of a second, I thought the person with the fastest ***** reflexes ever was about to charge out and kill my poor forager.

It turns out the tile loaded was covered with fields, and a crow had spawned with them, and the fields had scarecrow coverage, AND the crow automatically flew off and just so happened to choose the 1 out of 360 degrees that passed through me.

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Maniquines.............. built by me. Damn me.

[saltmummy]

Maniquines.............. built by me. Damn me.

Oh god, yeah the mannequins. I built the thing and dressed it in some of our spare clothes and left it by your bed while you were logged off. After that we took turns moving it around the place while the other was offline or not looking. We called him Harold, after the evil scarecrow in that one short story. I joked that I was going to log in one day and find it stretching your skin out to dry on the cook house roof.

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Maniquines.............. built by me. Damn me.

Oh god, yeah the mannequins. I built the thing and dressed it in some of our spare clothes and left it by your bed while you were logged off. After that we took turns moving it around the place while the other was offline or not looking. We called him Harold, after the evil scarecrow in that one short story. I joked that I was going to log in one day and find it stretching your skin out to dry on the cook house roof.

lol, true story, I had a neighbor that moved out and had an auction, most of the stuff there was boxed and going cheap, but they had this plaster skull that they didnt know what to do with and just tossed it out there for like 50 cents. So I bought the thing and after taking it home my cat fell in love with it, so I began calling it her husband "Harold" after that same character. Even made the same joke about the skull killing us all and leaving our skin on the roof to dry