MarpTarpton nudes leaked!!!

[Judaism]

I coudn't post this little story yesterday, I am too much of a human to do so, however I do have the urge to share about my important experience.

I had a very sad and emotional conversation with Marp yesterday, he was talking about his aging process and all the side-effects. He mentioned loss of strenght, increase of body fat, vision problems, ear problems, thinner skin, deep wrinkles, erection problems, decrease in taste sensitivity and last but not least memory issues (Alzheimer).

As much I do care for people who suffer from these issues, I cannot be sad for imposters. This guy has been going on and on about him beeing a GOD. This little chat was game-breaking for me, it confirmed that Marp the Tarpton is nothing more than an imposter of a god. Afterall, we all know that GOD's don't age and are immortal. All the listed issues are not related to any form of immortality. We could either pray to John the Carver, the REAL god to forgive Marp the Tarpton and grand him real immortality like REAL gods and be gone with all those issues, or we could deal with this imposter ourselves.

Even tho it was a great party with loads of free hats, candy, 100% purity food and many good looking women. I would still like to suggest to burn all of those fancy hats now we know that they are based on lies from an imposter, the last thing we should do is feed their filthy lies!


-Judaism, the reporter of the truth (witnessed with my own eyes)

PS. Hopefully my insults counts as a birthday present, I know you like em.

[vysen]

I guess the hat's picky on belatedly celebrating birthdays.