neored9 posts "most horrid string of words in human history"

[Ass_Kraken]

"In a recent public poll it was revealed that 89% of women prefer men who do not read neored9 posts, over those who do.

It was noted that those who did not read neored9 posts were generally 'more handsome', 'tall', and 'thicker where it counts'."

[Trenial]

Citation needed

[Ass_Kraken]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/neored9

[Ass_Kraken]

"After reading one of neored9's posts I found three black marks on my right arm, a notorious serial killer whose spirit inhabits a doll and continuously tries to transfer his soul from the doll to a human body, and a total of seven gypsy curses placed upon my farm-land" reports one onlooker.

[Trenial]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/neored9

Thank you.

[MagicManICT]

I knew this job was toxic....

[Kandarim]

I knew this job was toxic....

they should give you a hazardous environment bonus.