"Hats, hats, hats" they said

Greetings, pilgrims, miners, farmers, executioners, killers and witches and deamons and other lovely people.
Here today we have hats. And hats. And a little bit of guess what? Hats, as the young man in a hat said over there.
Libertine's hats!
Adventurer's cap!
Plymouth rock hat!
Admiral's, the sweetest one! The pureitaineousestest one!
Sorry, no boxes to pack and carry home - i've thrown them away in rage.
Come here, sound your price and get a good hat!
Here today we have hats. And hats. And a little bit of guess what? Hats, as the young man in a hat said over there.
Libertine's hats!
Adventurer's cap!
Plymouth rock hat!
Sorry, no boxes to pack and carry home - i've thrown them away in rage.
Come here, sound your price and get a good hat!