Salem

Good evening citizens,

This fine evening, I set out in search of the criminal Lalliath on the orders of Chief Biddas. After a long sail up the coast and a trek over many mountain ranges (or a 40-minute jaunt N-NW of Boston) my diligence paid off, as I came across the fiend's stronghold. Alas, it seemed nigh-impenetrable:



I attempted to breach, but failed - I began to lose hope, when I noticed a scrawled sign outside their walls...



The inspirational words brought me to new heights of ingenuity - Binks had been apprenticing under The Wizard Khaztropix for some time now, and so I called upon him for aid.

"Binks," cried I, "I require your aid!"

"Call me Great Shaman Binks," he replied

"Great Shaman Binks, I require your aid!"

"Shut up Dan I am playing Diablo III it is way hardcore. Salem is not hardcore."

"Salem is hardcore!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"No it's not you can't even raid in Salem anymore it's stupid"

"You can so raid we stole a bunch of stuff from KSCity tonight!"

"Yeah but they left their gates open and didn't build braziers"

"Well, yeah... but now I'm going to kill Lalallaeth!"

"Lalliath?"

"Lalleleth?"

"Lalliath."

"Whatever, she's going down!"

"So why haven't you done it yet? Talk is cheap Dan"

"Well she has a wall around her town..."

"So you can't kill her."

"Well, I was wondering if you knew any magic spells to remove walls"

"Oh right, I do! Hold on let me just play Diablo III for another hour or so"

An hour or so passed.

"Ok, here we go!"



With a rattling of bones and cackling of crows and then... more... rattling of bones, Binks brought the wall down! I quickly rushed in, summoned the criminal online, and 80 or so Blood later, she was brought to Justice:



v/r,

"Dangerous" Dan Dabrowski

oh cool i get my own thread lol

i usually am very good with checking i've closed all important gates, but i must have failed to before going to sleep last night and then they had a guy logged out on the vigi p claim i should have already domained. So unlike me to leave opportunities like this, can only blame myself for slacking off. it was my favourite alt, too.

This post makes me so happy

Good evening,

Tamasin wrote:i usually am very good with checking i've closed all important gates

But not as good as I am at checking whether you've closed all the important gates!

Faithfully,

-PmP

Your favorite Alt had over 80 blood.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

jwhitehorn wrote:Your favorite Alt had over 80 blood.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

I suppose that would help it qualify as her favorite ;P

it was closing in on 100 to all.

thank goodness i'm not too bad with making multiple chars and this wasn't my strongest, but after my main she was definitely my favourite character and i'd had lots of fun with her. Well, that's what i get for slacking off on the gate checking.

My sign Ծ_Ծ.

Well done for checking the mistakes again.

Binks wrote:

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RIP Lalliath
RIP Realak
RIP Vigi
RIP BigWillyStylin

Dan sings the best songs