The time is nigh for this Darwoth character to come clean.

[Baalrog]

Hello, I'm a newcomer here and I absolutely love this niche game I have found!
I have a big problem though! I have been reading old HoB threads during my downtime and I am constantly getting frustrated by the lack of information this obvious power player "Darwoth" reveals.
It's not that I don't believe everything he says he has done, but at this point his responses in a plethora of threads is getting completely obnoxious.
This guy is like the hottest stripper in the world that walks out and leaves you with blueballs at the finish, get over yourself!
This is from my point of view, exaggerated on purpose to show my frustration.


"Looking back through my 150,000 screenshots..."

"If i could be bothered to compile my 2,000 gigs of salem data"

"I have like 100 chests of looted gear, I wont tell you who though"

"I'll write stories...eventually"

"The greatest things have happened...but I'll tell it, eventually"

This was from threads over a year ago:
"One day soon I'll compile everything on my website"

And now this year:
"One day soon I'll compile everything on my website"


Is this guy a pompous blowhard or what? The lack of finishing what he promised for some good reads has literally bothered me to the point of logging in to make this post.
Does anyone else notice this trend? Is he really doing all these things or is he just a complete jackass?
Inquiring minds must know!

Baalrog

[Judaism]

Darwoth is a person who says alot of ****, he surely now has alot of time to put into his stories so we might actually see some of the drama soon. Take in consideration, if only 10% of his ***** is true, that will still be a fair bit of drama.

[Nikixos]

Yes.
I don't care
Who cares.

[Icon]

yes he's quite bad, you should poop claim him, we got your back

[Dallane]

Is this guy a pompous blowhard or what? The lack of finishing what he promised for some good reads has literally bothered me to the point of logging in to make this post.
Does anyone else notice this trend? Is he really doing all these things or is he just a complete jackass?
Inquiring minds must know!

Baalrog

No stop being a moron and post on your real account.

[salemwutwut]

OP is either Darwoth or Judaism

[Darwoth]

actually it is probably leelee/holylight

either way, i will definitely be uploading all that **** as the stuff i have gotten into within salem over the last 3 years is some of the most fun and best **** i have ever gotten tangled up in in 15 years of playing every game thats come out, i have no doubt that when i finally do upload it all simply dropping the link to the writeups on a forum for pvp groups/guilds would be a marketing tool.

(reading **** like spleen and weasel when i was a kid made me get into UO, and apparently my original writeup back on plymouth way back got ammaboss and goodman playing and they have been here ever since )

but, good quality **** takes good quality time. just the sorting through the screenshots will take a long time as i am usually at least mildly inebriated while playing and have a tendecy to just machinegun the button to make sure i get the angles i want etc, in any case patience is a virtue and i can either spend time doing writeups or time playing, the nature of the game is that as soon as one story ends another one unfolds and as such as a solo player that has to also maintain his own **** to stay competitive the writing has taken a back seat, but will become priority "soon" hopefully before we all die of old age.

[Argentis]

actually it is probably leelee/holylight

either way, i will definitely be uploading all that **** as the stuff i have gotten into within salem over the last 3 years is some of the most fun and best **** i have ever gotten tangled up in in 15 years of playing every game thats come out, i have no doubt that when i finally do upload this **** simply dropping the link to the writeups would be a marketing tool.

(reading **** like spleen and weasel when i was a kid made me get into UO, and apparently my original writeup back on plymouth way back got ammaboss and goodman playing and they have been here ever since )

but, good quality **** takes good quality time. just the sorting through the screenshots will take a long time as i am usually at least mildly inebriated while playing and have a tendecy to just machinegun the button to make sure i get the angles i want etc, in any case patience is a virtue and i can either spend time doing writeups or time playing, the nature of the game is that as soon as one story ends another one unfolds and as such as a solo player that has to also maintain hiw own **** to stay competitive the writing has taken a back seat, but will become priority "soon" hopefully before we all die of old age.

Sorry to burst your bubble but it has been written before noon GMT. No way would Holylight wake up before that to write a piece against you

[Heffernan]

actually it is probably leelee/holylight

either way, i will definitely be uploading all that **** as the stuff i have gotten into within salem over the last 3 years is some of the most fun and best **** i have ever gotten tangled up in in 15 years of playing every game thats come out, i have no doubt that when i finally do upload it all simply dropping the link to the writeups on a forum for pvp groups/guilds would be a marketing tool.

(reading **** like spleen and weasel when i was a kid made me get into UO, and apparently my original writeup back on plymouth way back got ammaboss and goodman playing and they have been here ever since )

but, good quality **** takes good quality time. just the sorting through the screenshots will take a long time as i am usually at least mildly inebriated while playing and have a tendecy to just machinegun the button to make sure i get the angles i want etc, in any case patience is a virtue and i can either spend time doing writeups or time playing, the nature of the game is that as soon as one story ends another one unfolds and as such as a solo player that has to also maintain his own **** to stay competitive the writing has taken a back seat, but will become priority "soon" hopefully before we all die of old age.

Darwoth uploads stuff>
stuff generated advertisment>
new palyers join>
KKK kills new player>
Darwoth traces and kills KKK>
Darwoth happy>

[belgear]

"Inquiring minds must know"
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