Darwoth's Magical Stupendously BiG Week of Drama

[Claeyt]

As I was reading the forums this week, I kept wondering when the tasty Drama would come out. But instead it was boring as hell. WTF. This was one of the most drama filled weeks ever and barely anything was posted.

Warning: All of the following is mostly Rumours and Innuendo because Nobody has shared any damn facts or pics about the Drama!!!

TLDR

The Fall of Hem's Deep

Darwoth fully TOOK Blood and Embie's town of 'Helm's Deep' after many months of drama over possible them letting him in to simply kill Bankee who mostly got out. They should never have let Darwoth in but they did and they should have known never to trust him.

The rumors are that he finally put up a DoughnutWaste Claim (which was supposed to not happen due to it being impossible to defend against, I thought) against them finally after weeks of demanding access to their mine area. He then supposedly started bashing their large brick wall with a generally large character during the Blood Moon that he maybe or maybe not created. When they popped on to defend he hit possibly 2 150-200 stat guys with poison darts and then sleep darts and since they didn't have the anti-venom they quickly drained and died due to KO'ing during the Blood Moon. I'll let whomever was there give us the details. Anyways the town fled with as much as they could carry and because Embie, the mayor needed to relocate, they destroyed the bell and he claimed over the whole of the town to loot it at his leisure. Is massive amounts of silver from the stall tax system to blame? I don't know, but I bet it's easy to throw up Doughnut towns whenever you want when you have thousands of silver a day flowing into your bank account.

Rele died to Darwoth out on his Island?

The Dev's held some sort of canoe race to Darwoth's island and back with no guarantee of safety the Sunday after the Blood Moon. Darwoth then caught Rele on the Island with possibly that same poison into sleep dart combo with a smaller murder alt who was then able to KO him and kill him out there. Details are murky at best but apparently it would make the second highest kill score if Darwoth ever turns in the scalp. I'd love to hear more about this.

Why is Darwoth allowed to keep this island after it was created to not be able to be claimed? Don't you want people to be able to visit it? Can you even visit it without losing your canoe and being trapped there anymore?

Lady of the Evening dies to a Darkenbear?

I still haven't heard anything but Rumours about this but this would also be a massive character loss. I wonder what that scalp score will be going for.

Sipo's Top Hat

Finally Darwoth or some other sneaky witch almost stream sniped Sipo's Top Hat that he stole from Marp long ago. Luckily I arrived in the nick of time to send him home and save his stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J7z0pnCEkc

[trungdle]

We need a TL;DR for dat TLDR. Label it TLTLDRDR or something.

[Brona]

Claeyt you literally saw me on lady an hour ago... I pushed you... You are so ***** dumb.

[Judaism]

Lady of the Evening dies to a Darkenbear?

I still haven't heard anything but Rumours about this but this would also be a massive character loss. I wonder what that scalp score will be going for.

How is this relevant to Darwoth tho ?

[Darwoth]

embie was not the mayor, sleep darts were never deployed, one poison dart was deployed, fighters used were in the 50 - 70 stat range, wallbasher used is sub 100 to everything except phlegm, the island can not be terraformed it was always able to be claimed and was owned by kkk for months before i took it over, if you took it upon yourself to look at the island that is two minutes away instead of post ***** you would know if it was possible to visit without losing a canoe not that it matters either way, brona is not dead, you did absolutely nothing to affect the outcome with sipo, you have no idea how much silver taxes generate and no idea how little of my silver intake is from said pittance, dougnut claims have been a tactic since waste claims were introduced 2 years ago and were always legal.

you are a ***** idiot.

[Nikixos]

Why is Darwoth allowed to keep this island after it was created to not be able to be claimed? Don't you want people to be able to visit it? Can you even visit it without losing your canoe and being trapped there anymore?

I vote for that island to be part of Providence as a gimmick/easter egg since it's pretty. Not because the island is op to have by a player but it would be nice if it was part of providence.

[Claeyt]

I said right in the op that I didn't know everything that happened or how. Thanks for clearing a bit up. Maybe the other parties can contribute or respond to it.

embie was not the mayor

Embie said she was the mayor. How did you destroy the Bell?

sleep darts were never deployed, one poison dart was deployed, fighters used were in the 50 - 70 stat range, wallbasher used is sub 100 to everything except phlegm

Can you deploy both of the types of poisons at the same time?

the island can not be terraformed it was always able to be claimed and was owned by kkk for months before i took it over, if you took it upon yourself to look at the island that is two minutes away instead of post ***** you would know if it was possible to visit without losing a canoe not that it matters either way

If the Island and shallow water is claimed then how is it not possible to lose a canoe? I've never actually been to the island I've heard it's just outside of providence a little bit? I'd like to visit. Which direction is it?

brona is not dead, you did absolutely nothing to affect the outcome with sipo, you have no idea how much silver taxes generate and no idea how little of my silver intake is from said pittance, dougnut claims have been a tactic since waste claims were introduced 2 years ago and were always legal.

Someone said that a high level character died to a darkenbear and that it was 'Lady of the Evening'. Maybe it was someone else. How much do you make per day from the stall tax? How much do you have in the bank now from the stall tax? If you weren't going to steal his Top Hat then why were you racing over to his Ko'd body?

[Darwoth]

if you think you are going to farm me for useful information by sprinkling your questions among speculation and ***** you are humping the wrong leg.

[Brona]

Darwoth is a guy who plays Salem. Salem is a town in Massachusetts. Massachusets is one of fifty United States . Fifty is a number. Numbers are different from letters! Letters make up words. Claeyt is writing words. Claeyt is a *******.

Yep... The math proves that Claeyt is a *******.

[Darwoth]

every time claeyt posts something it reminds me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqdKv0Vz0sU