The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

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The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby Heffernan » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:33 am

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For i shall only serve one God, The Traders god, but upon times the lootgod smiles down to me and says: "with every good deed theres a reward" - Book of Heffernan Chapter 1 Pt. 1.5

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"But unfortunately the Pope is only Serving god to Help those who wish to recieve Help, those who do not wish to recieve have simply decided to live without pclaim, but these entities of our Community are sometimes also the poorest of them, tho this time the Pope landed a Cricical Hit onto someone by Simply being nice enough to remind him of his Mistakes"

The Lootgod smiled down to the Pope and said: "well done ****** you just ***** up someone good job"

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For tho the Pope found merely no less then:

- 10 Steam Destillers
- 10 Vials of Rose Otto
- a Whispering Snake Skull
- a Toolbelt
- a Garden Shovel
- a Pitchfork
- a Steel Saw
- a Axe
- a Pickaxe
- a Merchants purse with 693 Silver
- a Canoe
- a Founding Fathers Arquebus
- 18 Bullets
- lots of Gunpowder
- a Protection Mask
- a Backpack
- a Pocketwatch
- a Spanish Sabre
- a Golden Egg

The Pope looked up to the Lootgod, smiled and said: "for this shall be everyones lesson that you shall always put down a goddamn pclaim..."

Clothing is not Worth, but shows made by "Seth" and "kuku"

Keys... oh gosh theres so many MAIN Keys (if you are the owner, talk to me so we can negotiate a release)
Spichlerz, brama wewnetzna
Spichlerz, brama zewretzerna
brama gtowna, potnocna
Ogrod, brama potudinowa
Spichlerz/Bell
Brama gtowna, potudinowa
Kopalnia
Ogrod, brama potnocna
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Re: The Book of Heffernan

Postby Dallane » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:40 am

Don't try to censor bad words. Just say them and let the censor do it job or don't post it
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby dragunov » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:30 am

There are only so many ppl dayne made clothes for...

Edit: Just checked those are Dayne's stuff but how did it come here without him even being online?

Yes.. the distillers are from his alchemy stand, asta was bashing our town bell so dayne secured his stuff and went off incase they decided to raid us again.
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby King_Nothing » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:03 am

Heffernan wrote:10 Steam Destillers

How even.
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby Thor » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:10 am

10 steam distillers = best loot of all that
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby dragunov » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:14 am

King_Nothing wrote:
Heffernan wrote:10 Steam Destillers

How even.


I guess thats the final straw... asta will get his wish.. we will quit.
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby JohnCarver » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:18 am

dragunov wrote:I guess thats the final straw... asta will get his wish.. we will quit.


Why were you hiding stuff in a random leanto like this?
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby dragunov » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:22 am

Thor wrote:10 steam distillers = best loot of all that


No... the best loot is not those distillers, the best loot is the fact that heff just did asta's work for him.
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

Postby dragunov » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:23 am

JohnCarver wrote:
dragunov wrote:I guess thats the final straw... asta will get his wish.. we will quit.


Why were you hiding stuff in a random leanto like this?


asta raided us last sunday, then he came back to bash our townbell yesterday, it was the last of our prossessions that was of any value, we had to do something to save it

we dint honestly expect anyone to find that leanto in such a short time frame i guess, we just were out of luck with that. Dayne had collected all his stuff and went off into the wastes to escape from being taken out. I logged out 'cause quite frankly there was only the chars that we could rescue. I cant speak for dayne and kuku, but im just not cut out for this.
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Re: The Holy Book of Pope Heffernan

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