Salem

Faithful Pilgrims,

Darwoth has been raking in tens of thousands of your tax-payer coins over the last several months in his spot as the number 1 town of Salem.



During this time the Kristians have attempted to dethrone him as the 'voice of the king,' with little to no avail. Poop claim after poop claim was taken down, most before they even reached a single tick! So we had to think outside the box
We did some studying, analyzed the property market, and we figured something out. The easiest way to drop a property's value - erect a Trailer Park Claim.


and the final touch


Within 24 hours the property market in the surrounding area crashed



Was Trailer Parking effective?



Will more people be Trailer Parked?



Subsidized housing coming to a top 10 town near you

10 couches out of 10

wat?

synopsis:
we set up a Tclaim directly next to Darwothville so that we could completely drain the town of authority.

Sparta also disappeared from the top10

alloin wrote:

But, but JULIAN what if we get in trouble with Lahey?
God i love that show.

The war once again takes an unexpected turn :O.

Sooooo, Where'd you get the couches from?

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Not even sure what the point of that image was, but there's really no excuse anymore for that blatant of profanity in an image. User banned for a week.

~TotalyMeow

these droolcups have been at my base all week in a group of never less than 4, in the last week i have drained their primary town to the bottom spot, destroyed their secondary town and killed several more of their various allies.

on saturday i saw them trying to build a townbell across the river, i walked over and destroyed it as the last of the materials were being loaded in, then did it once again an hour later when they tried on the opposite side lol

rest of the day consisted of 4 - 6 tards standing around getting increasingly angry and daring me to "come fight" among other similar drivel, while folks like methuzelah and judaism demonstrated their combat prowess by knocking themselves out with stomps and halberd swings in the process of missing me and telling me how lame i was for using jump to get out of stun.

the next morning they finally succeed in sneaking a townbell across the river while i was offline. this bell was immediately shut down with a combination of circling town claims and expanded pclaims, it is already encircled and will be irrelevant as soon as i take down the current poop claim.

while i was busy with that they used cheesebag exploits like they have every single time they have ever engaged me, this time since turd claims can now be built on the off claim tile next to the town in question they were able to glitch the grid alignment to build a brickwall around the poop claim which obviously creates a delay in destroying it, particularly when there are a half dozen people actively guarding it. fairly ironic in that the reason this was changed and thus allowed this to occur was to nerf my maze defense that saw not a single followup attempt by said zerg once it was constructed.


all in all they lost 2 townbells, built another one and spent around 15k on player claims and after all of that still would not have managed to do jack **** without ***** the grid to place walls where they don't go or without having a half dozen people actively sitting at their computer camping my front lawn and being repeatedly embarassed since sunday.


all to drain my authority for a few days which will regenerate in a week