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The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:02 am
by Lallaith
Greetings darling Pilgrims!

Today the Kind Karing Kristians have crushed another attempt to threaten the peace of providence.

Recently, shady individuals including the self proclaimed criminal 'King Nothing' and Murphy the poacher, among others, began plotting to make war against the KKK. A number of concerned citizens came to us with word of their scheming as they attempted to recruit 'fighters' to aid in their misdeeds and generally ***** and moaned about us.
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They'd managed to create the town of Babylon and were doing their best to build up some sort of defenses for it. There was a stone wall and a single brazier.

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But they were a little too eager to recruit more helpers to their cause...

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They were very poor, having recently struggled to pay for a town bell which is now gone, but at least we looted a small number of store items and pleasant little nooby trinkets to make up for the nuisance they'd caused.

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:09 am
by Judaism
I still find it very fascinating what a bunch of noobs thinks to achieve.

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:16 am
by Heffernan
Plankwalls but no Braziers, good job...

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:19 am
by Rubberduckbandit
Heffernan wrote:Plankwalls but no Braziers, good job...


My first thought.

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:22 am
by Lallaith
It's highly possible they would have eventually completed that plank wall had they not been stopped!

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:29 am
by Rubberduckbandit
What i don't get is why not keep their mouths shut until they had the base up and running.

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:01 am
by Icon
Heffernan wrote:Plankwalls but no Braziers, good job...


Lallaith wrote: a stone wall and a single brazier

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:58 am
by tweenprinc3ss
1 brazier...

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Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:30 am
by King_Nothing
I am ashamed. My lack of knowledge and paranoia got one of our innocent workers killed. Oh well, better sooner than later - Rifmaster is a traitor, and the KKK lacks cunning and patience. Thus we have been proven today.
If I were to undertake a similar mission, I'd favor more patience. Imagine what would happen if you attacked when we all were asleep and thrice as strong? Much more beneficial than this poor attempt at a raid, no?

Truth be told, I should be thankful. Our attempt at fishing for spineless traitors was successful.

You may strive, but you will never reach the same level of power the Tribe had.

Edit: Glad you caught on to our little joke regarding Judaism stealing my keys previously, though.

Re: The Fall of Babylon

PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:23 am
by Ukhata
heh, where's your crown king nothing? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5j8lz4oD4Q