The Mushroom Phenomenon
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:26 amFilthy Pagans,
It recently came to our attention that two blasphemous souls known as TwiztedJay and Propulsion had set up a den of depravity in our once sacred lands.
Being Kind Karing Kristians, we acted swiftly and set up a vigil to bring salvation to this tortured duo. Upon learning of our intentions, they started speaking in tongues and yelling ghastly things over their walls as if possessed. When this display of evil didn't dissuade us, they began to hurl all their worldly possessions onto the ground around them. Perhaps it was some sort of ritual, but it was now clear that they were in the grips of some unholy creature.
It's well known that Savage Heathens protect Filthy Pagans, and when the time came to bring these lost souls to salvation, none other than the infamous "Dangerous" Dan Dabrowski appeared. He attempted to destroy our vigil, but lacking faith, his blows were not enough to destroy our holy structure. Sensing a disturbance, we moved to meet "Dangerous" Dan and drive him back into the shadows.
With "Dangerous" Dan on the run, we were quickly through the walls and braziers. Unfortunately, the two Filthy Pagans vanished from sight. Probably recalled to some demonic plane. Nevertheless we remembered their hatred for worldly possessions and as an act of Kindness, continued the work they had started and removed the rest of their possessions and pesky buildings.
Wherever they are now, hopefully they see this act of Kindness, and repent.
It recently came to our attention that two blasphemous souls known as TwiztedJay and Propulsion had set up a den of depravity in our once sacred lands.
Being Kind Karing Kristians, we acted swiftly and set up a vigil to bring salvation to this tortured duo. Upon learning of our intentions, they started speaking in tongues and yelling ghastly things over their walls as if possessed. When this display of evil didn't dissuade us, they began to hurl all their worldly possessions onto the ground around them. Perhaps it was some sort of ritual, but it was now clear that they were in the grips of some unholy creature.
It's well known that Savage Heathens protect Filthy Pagans, and when the time came to bring these lost souls to salvation, none other than the infamous "Dangerous" Dan Dabrowski appeared. He attempted to destroy our vigil, but lacking faith, his blows were not enough to destroy our holy structure. Sensing a disturbance, we moved to meet "Dangerous" Dan and drive him back into the shadows.
With "Dangerous" Dan on the run, we were quickly through the walls and braziers. Unfortunately, the two Filthy Pagans vanished from sight. Probably recalled to some demonic plane. Nevertheless we remembered their hatred for worldly possessions and as an act of Kindness, continued the work they had started and removed the rest of their possessions and pesky buildings.
Wherever they are now, hopefully they see this act of Kindness, and repent.