Message from his Majesty

[Heffernan]

my Entertainment and the Entertainment of others is well enough worth it.

I don't think anyone is really entertained other than laughing at you.

You are literally farting in a bathtub and laughing your ass off. Thats how retarded this thread is.

this is how you make ppl look at you on the forums

[Judaism]

I would argue that being a downie would be more tolerable than being simular to you would be.

[Dallane]

this is how you make ppl look at you on the forums

I suppose it's better to be missing a chromosome then using this as a go to pick up line



Heff I really don't understand your come backs at all. You try and turn exactly what I said around back at me in the worst way possible and fail so hard every time. Your arguments are straight up NO YOU ARE A RETARD, NO YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. Do you have autism or some other mental issue? Like be honest and PM me so I can give you some slack and not roast you daily.

[Hose]

Is that you heff??

[Heffernan]

Is that you heff??

no where did you get that? your family album?

[Hose]

Is that you heff??

no where did you get that? your family album?

You see, Dallane is right lmao. You are always trying to "twist" things around but you fail miserably... you've got some autism right there xd

[Heffernan]

Is that you heff??

no where did you get that? your family album?

You see, Dallane is right lmao. You are always trying to "twist" things around but you fail miserably... you've got some autism right there xd

sorry Adolf.

[RobertoKarlos]

I think Heff is just a sad man fishing attention in a game about permagardening. People replying to him just make his autism stonkger, he already proof to be beyond shame and normal stupidity.

[saltmummy]

Heres some Talk from him... i dont know if its True because first he said hes not moving out, then he build a town far away, then he ported his stuff out and suddenly lives with kuku?



i DO Suspect that living with her might not go that long with him leaving his town that unprotected and having her lose her main Fighter

My fav part of that ****

I can't help but think this is an obviously faked chat. He doesn't show the name and even Frukked doesn't speak in broken English that bad.

Screw the names, there's an even bigger mistake with this fake. It lacks Frakked's most recognizable conversational mannerism, the overused ellipsis. Even in game he uses "..." at the end of almost every other sentence with more than 4 words in it. If you're going to go to the trouble of faking a conversation, at least try to replicate accurately how the person you are imitating speaks. Apart from the ellipsis though, there's also the utter lack of punctuation. From what I've seen, Frakked actually uses it (an overabundance of it). These lines don't have any at all.

[Wandering]

For the record- DeepSixed, Frakked, Frotted, and Wandering are all same; at least when one is banned they all are.

Now for the issue at hand: Heff has proven he can harass anyone he dislikes into perpetuity. I can't say what this says against Devs wanting older player to come back and/or to encourage new players. I rather think my story of harassment would discrouage even the most hardy player from even giving this game the time of day. Heff hates everyone, so who wants to be next?

I guess Devs owe Heff a lot of fresh meat. How else would you get around it? How many TBF (10)... how many Poopclaims (2+... non-stop harassment. Fine. All within the rules.

I moved on to a location Heff did not have 12 month knowledge of. Yes, I found I place Heff hasn't raided 3 times previous! And failed twice over; even as I write this Heff has failed breech my core where the bulk of my defenses are; which are now paid up... one 10 days...the other 8 weeks. And nightly I remove more wealth from it and expand elsewhere.

I say this with confidence, b/c with contribution from townies which are no longer members of this town we have adopted a scorched earth policy.

Heff when you take this base... you will find nothing, no field or pot of purity. All that is already being improved somewhere else. OH- the land was perfectly flat before I found it... (Maybe I should dig some bigger holes...for kicks)

YOur A or B was all about regaining some wealth against what you spent killing me... owning my land- who cares; unless you have my scalp or screen shots of my wealth or loot... you don't have ****.

And now you never will. Too possy foot to attempt my Core with your Main? Wait- your Main doesn't have 1K biles... does it? Why else would you hesitate. Could have made a killer move, and you held back.

Your TBF, your poop claim; your fourth Bell attempt that finally got right by running away from my town...

Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn. Yes, you remember where your Fighter died and got its killer... shame on me; but again how much have you spent to keep up this vendetta?!

I guess this big question is how much wealth has the King given you to do it?!

They all yelled justice for your actions.

So how many newbies want to play this game knowing Devs take an active role in ***** them over if they cross Heff or another precious player?! (Devs should never take an active role in a fight; unless you want to be tagged forever with it)

What- forums were all drama; and now they aren't... or are they...or wtf?!

Again and again and again dev signals are cross-eyed; but it takes clear vision to document it all for the Software Council..

Cheers!


PS- and whatever I may have ever had with kuku is over and done with. Getting her alt killed, killed whatever. Guess it wasn't real to begin with. Good to know.