Message from his Majesty

[Dallane]

i already have a poopclaim down that will drain there bell forever.

that will drain there bell forever.

there bell forever.

there

[RobertoKarlos]

Do you moron ***** think i am drunk for the 1st time in my life? I know all that ***** so please don't try to teach me anything xd

Dont make me call your mom, Simon.

[Hose]

Do you moron ***** think i am drunk for the 1st time in my life? I know all that ***** so please don't try to teach me anything xd

Dont make me call your mom, Simon.

Don't make me call the police again, because you've crossed the border illegally for the 3rd time this month!

[Heffernan]

Do you moron ***** think i am drunk for the 1st time in my life? I know all that ***** so please don't try to teach me anything xd

Dont make me call your mom, Simon.

Threatning to call Mother, the game has just been stepped up to a serious level.

[RobertoKarlos]

Do you moron ***** think i am drunk for the 1st time in my life? I know all that ***** so please don't try to teach me anything xd

Dont make me call your mom, Simon.

Don't make me call the police again, because you've crossed the border illegally for the 3rd time this month!

First time i heard that you can cross "illegaly" to Germany, what about all our muslims brothers?

[Sebthegrand]

if you do not care or TRY to make everyone look like u dont care then why are you so clearly mad and full of hate?



i doubt you have a new town, and i doubt your around 10 Townmembers would follow you far away

Want to bet? i think your scared we do and would..

[Heffernan]

if you do not care or TRY to make everyone look like u dont care then why are you so clearly mad and full of hate?



i doubt you have a new town, and i doubt your around 10 Townmembers would follow you far away

Want to bet? i think your scared we do and would..

then its even more Victorious if i make you leave your brickwall base behind and run off.

[saltmummy]

What the hell is going on in here? Jegus, look at this mess.

[DeepSixed]

Dear Ladies and Gentleman

The Majesty is Displeased with the amount of Illegal Crimes going on from a direct are of Influence.

during a Scout attemp by one of his Finest Scount that was soon Killed he found the town in question "Junction City"

thus, he instructed a secondary Company the "Vatican City Treaty Agency" to Enforce a stricter set of Rules on thes e town and Observe it as new Sheriff.

Soon after a Outpost has been Constructed the Following Terms have been given out to follow either of 2 Rulesets.

A) pay her Majesty's Sheriff all valuable items wich include Artifacts, Dolls, Shoptools and Instruments << this comes with a permanent Protection from his Majesty's bothering

B) pay 500s each day for the rest of the Existance of the town, to buy his Majestys Favor so he wont bother no more



Remember: his Mayesty has instructed his Finest Soldiers with Constructing and Protecting said Object Above PERMANENTLY till either Option is choosen.

Kind Regards.
Sheriff of Junction City and the Vatican City Treaty Agency.

i am still waiting for some proof that I'm a criminal? That I contravened the King's Rule of Law and Justice.

yes, yes you are quick to talk ****, but where the ***** proof?

Truth is you have none.

Junction City is a farming community, we are not criminals. You are just jealous or bored or just plain stupid.

Poop claim... hmm

This will be an interesting test case for me.

See there was a town to the South.. "Seeya" that went away, but the Lime pit they took over- I can't get into it... w/o a TBF even though the Bell has been gone for months.

So if a 'has been' land has perks of a town without a Bell, why the ***** should I pay any silver at all for mine?!

Speak up already. I'd say poopclaim a total waste adn you are are hoping I and dumb enough to waste silver on it. I won't.

Something is very wrong here.


Let's see your proof Heff- you are SO Big on being the Kings bully boy... prove it. Where's your evidence?!

You don't have a single picture of me or mine in stocks?

A single scent pointed at my town

Nothing?

Maybe we need to kill you explain to the King you a worthless, lieing piece of **** and supporting you is supporting continued corruption in the game.

Kings rarely listen; but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one thinking you are a small minded, shriveled pecker hypocrite eunuch...

[TotalyMeow]

Is this town a top 10 town?