Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

[alloin]

Alright I nominate myself. If I shall receive Franklin The Pure I shall do all in my power to try to destroy him. By showing that it can't be done I'll show all that he is a true prophet. If it can be done, I'll cook him and feed all Salemites with his flesh and blood. I think it was done by another cult but I'm not sure which.
Who's with me?

You get my vote !

[HolyLight]

Alright I nominate myself. If I shall receive Franklin The Pure I shall do all in my power to try to destroy him. By showing that it can't be done I'll show all that he is a true prophet. If it can be done, I'll cook him and feed all Salemites with his flesh and blood. I think it was done by another cult but I'm not sure which.
Who's with me?

You get my vote !

Mine also.

[bologna_man00]

If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.

It has come to my attention that some people thought my proposal (above) was a joke. I would like to assure voters that my submission was sincere and that I wholeheartedly intend to do everything mentioned, with a few retrospective changes:

A state-of-the-art containment facility, complete with guard stationed around the clock, will be erected for the sole purpose of keeping Franklin safe from all those who wish to harm Him or otherwise use His holiness to support a false idol. Franklin will make a monthly appearance in the Providence Chapel accompanied with a joyous ceremony celebrating His immaculate purity, complete with free tea, crackers and cobbler. All citizens are encouraged to make this monthly pilgrimage to show their faith and support.

Once Franklin feels He has successfully touched every pilgrim's heart with His love, He will begin His transcendence to the Heavens, detailed above. Note that when (or if) the transcendence phase begins is entirely up to Franklin's discretion. After transcendence, if He sees fit to transcend, Providence and the entire New World will enter a new age, with all future dates being in reference to the date of transcendence. All calendars will reset to Year 1 PT (post transcendence), thus recording this wonderful event forever in history. Monthly ceremonies will still continue to take place in Providence, further honoring His absolute purity. A reverse-tithe will take place during these ceremonies, where 1 silver piece will be given out to every pilgrim that attends, so that they may have a token of Franklin's divine grace.

Thank you for your consideration, and please remember the importance of preserving Franklin's teachings for our future generations when it is time to vote.

[Hose]

Bolo 4 president!

[Nictos]

If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.

It has come to my attention that some people thought my proposal (above) was a joke. I would like to assure voters that my submission was sincere and that I wholeheartedly intend to do everything mentioned, with a few retrospective changes:

A state-of-the-art containment facility, complete with guard stationed around the clock, will be erected for the sole purpose of keeping Franklin safe from all those who wish to harm Him or otherwise use His holiness to support a false idol. Franklin will make a monthly appearance in the Providence Chapel accompanied with a joyous ceremony celebrating His immaculate purity, complete with free tea, crackers and cobbler. All citizens are encouraged to make this monthly pilgrimage to show their faith and support.

Once Franklin feels He has successfully touched every pilgrim's heart with His love, He will begin His transcendence to the Heavens, detailed above. Note that when (or if) the transcendence phase begins is entirely up to Franklin's discretion. After transcendence, if He sees fit to transcend, Providence and the entire New World will enter a new age, with all future dates being in reference to the date of transcendence. All calendars will reset to Year 1 PT (post transcendence), thus recording this wonderful event forever in history. Monthly ceremonies will still continue to take place in Providence, further honoring His absolute purity. A reverse-tithe will take place during these ceremonies, where 1 silver piece will be given out to every pilgrim that attends, so that they may have a token of Franklin's divine grace.

Thank you for your consideration, and please remember the importance of preserving Franklin's teachings for our future generations when it is time to vote.

Remind me to shake your hand as soon as I contain my erect nipples.

[Heffernan]

where did the election go? last i saw darwoth was winning with 7-8 votes.

[Nictos]

where did the election go? last i saw darwoth was winning with 7-8 votes.

Had a sudden realization of alternate forum accounts for voting. Knowing Darworth, I can't risk a chance of a crack.

[HolyLight]

where did the election go? last i saw darwoth was winning with 7-8 votes.

Did not realise you can vote for yourself with alts.

Right, so who wants to win, i cost $1 per vote paid via the cash shop.

[Nictos]

where did the election go? last i saw darwoth was winning with 7-8 votes.

Did not realise you can vote for yourself with alts.

Right, so who wants to win, i cost $1 per vote paid via the cash shop.

It's because of this I may have to scrap the polls completely and have individual players private message me their votes in the future. Thoughts?

[Heffernan]

where did the election go? last i saw darwoth was winning with 7-8 votes.

Had a sudden realization of alternate forum accounts for voting. Knowing Darworth, I can't risk a chance of a crack.

i know atleast 3 real people who voted for Darwoth, with himself voting him thats still more then the 2 other people had..