Retarded Argument Thread

[saltmummy]

i think there should be a giant pink soccerball that spawns in dream world and rolls over/kills players with a european ip address.

I don't know what to think of that idea other than it sounds both hilarious and something I would like to see.

[Rifmaster]

i think there should be a giant pink soccerball that spawns in dream world and rolls over/kills players with a european ip address.

And a morbidly obese person on a Walmart scooter that falls off the scooter onto anyone with an american ip address.

[Heffernan]

i think there should be a giant pink soccerball that spawns in dream world and rolls over/kills players with a european ip address.

And a morbidly obese person on a Walmart scooter that falls off the scooter onto anyone with an american ip address.

+epic win

[Darwoth]

americans are morbidly obese because we won the game irl and now have free reign to glutton everyone elses ****, deal with it.

[Rifmaster]

americans are morbidly obese because we won the game irl and now have free reign to glutton everyone elses ****, deal with it.

First time I've heard an american brag about americans being fat.

[AcidSpiral]

americans are morbidly obese because we won the game irl and now have free reign to glutton everyone elses ****, deal with it.

First time I've heard an american brag about americans being fat.

The USA is actually #18 on the list of the world's most obese countries in 2016. The difference between the USA and England or Spain is only 6%, while the Czech Republic is only 1% less than the USA. Not surprisingly the majority of the countries at the bottom of the list are 3rd world countries... So the difference between us (33% Obese) and the most obese country (77% Obese) really is more of a status symbol of our country struggling less versus all out eating everything we can get our hands on.

[Darwoth]

being fat and riding a scooter is a status symbol that says "yeah *****, i live a life of excess and have a box of cigars that is worth more than your monthly salary, now go mow my lawn because i don't feel like it"

[Rifmaster]

being fat and riding a scooter is a status symbol that says "yeah *****, i live a life of excess and have a box of cigars that is worth more than your monthly salary, now go mow my lawn because i don't feel like it"

And being normal weight and having proper healthcare means "yeah *****, i'll live 25 years longer, I can see my ***** without having to use a mirror"

[Darwoth]

sure, but since there are just as many fat people in europe as america the point is irrelevant, the only difference is our fat people ride scooters and tell you to change the oil in their car whereas your fat people have to walk very very slowly and do not have a car with oil to change!

at the end of the day whether you are a fat ass or fit it is still infinitely better to be either in america, where coincidentally soccer is a girls game.



also pretty sure healthcare in america is far better than the communist ***** version in your countries for anyone with a job, which is why all the people with a choice come here for important procedures. "free" isn't proper or better dawg.

[MarpTarpton]

I can see my ***** without having to use a mirror"

Stop. There's a use to a mirror that doesn't involve looking at your *****?