Just as I thought, the seashore of your land makes a great curve once in a while, so even though I see the pointer point into the sea, I could just follow the shore to get over it.
I thought...
nope

vile and dangerous creatures are everywhere. I often have to hide my ass below the ridge that I hate much to secure my life. This is a giant bear that will maul me to death in one hit:
SHHHH don't make noise.
I continue onto the trail
This stretch of sand scared the hell out of me. I thought I actually reached the sea once again. Could I be walking in circle?
compare to the sea, the rivers pose no real threat at me, as I learned my swimming technique from ye old Benjamin Franklin.
As the evidence pointed at a civilized brick-paved road, my heart started to bump. I could be very near my enemy, and if so, they are way more wealthier than me. Could they be a organized crime gang?
Then another river
Hit seashore once again. What did I do wrong?
Could be me, or the thief had been following the seashore all the time.
More smooth hills are in front of me. As weary as I was, they sure help alot.
But little do I know, that the hills are there for a reason.
Those large ridges...
One big hill I must say
Wait a minute...
Oh God....
It's a ***** mountain!
Really? You crossed all that rivers, bears, seashore, and then climbed a ***** mountain to get to my house? I mean, how much did you take? 900s? Cause that's all I've got. Sure, you could have been having a good time with that lady, but still, a ***** mountain? I doubt that you have the stamina to do anything to her after all that climbing...
And I didn't have a rope. sigh...
I have never thought that I would ever leave my house, much to climb a mountain. Thus I have never have a rope. It is too luxury for a farmer like me. But now with out it, I could never climb those damn ridge.
I fell a couple of time. Figured out that I may be ko by the dmg, my spirit fell again... How am I suppose to fight a guy with a rope? I could just let him go. I could never know who took my money...
But God helped me that time! There is another way up, and that smooth road, is way better than the ridges! It is longer still, but how big can a mountain be anyway.
almost there..
I think so...
hold on...
It's freaking too big!!!!! How the ***** did he manage to climb this thing? and what's that? snow? really? I'm that high up now???
Og god I'm so high (literally)
A top a mountain with no rope!
This is the first time I have ever been to a mountainous area. Much to climb onto the top! I feel so good now. so high

but then it's a long road to go down...
Where is the land? sob I miss the land, this is too much. How can it be this high?
Yes! There it is! I made it!
Ha ha. Let me rest for a while and then wait for me thief!
And then the server crashed

The king is doing something fishy here.
You thought I quit.