JohnCarver wrote:FFSRonch wrote:...Such self destructive-behavior(s) as yours, is a sure sign of being an undesirable target of financial investment. (at any level)
Why didn't you tell me earlier? Our IPO launches in just a few days and the board room is already filling up with overseas investors. Any chance you are available for a last minute investment pitch because I think its pretty common knowledge that without the influx of outside capital I will have to ration Marp down an additional meal.
Oh I dunno, starting off with something like:
I've almost found someone who has enough time to constantly follow me around and wipe up the ass stains and drool puddles that I still leave behind, would be a good place to start.
...And, try real hard to hide your reading comprehension issues from them too.
...Or, just send someone with actual social-skill-sets in your stead, and you can stay home and watch cartoons or something !
But seriously, good luck with that venture.
The timing is ironic.
You do have an awesome fun game here, just don't ruin it for many old players and every new player alike by crippling/alienating the game's kinship-system.