New Word of WitchCraft - Dev Summit News

[Thor]

Jesus christ plese don't post like that ever again JC

[Voltaire1512]

New GroundBattle: "Eye of the Tiger": The first ever motivational GroundBattle this will actually not have any direct confrontation at all. Instead, Salemites will turn on run and go in circles as ambient music "Eye of the Tiger" plays in the background. The first person to feel totally pumped up, wins.

Will there be Tournaments?

[Bearcub]

Oh, damn... The reading for me was like the damn nightmare... I got it after reading about drop from animals Oh monday... Thx for unforgettable emotions

[jesi]

*You can now ride Sparrows and soar over the lands of Salem. We will make no attempt to evaluate what effect this will have on world PVP.

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Etc. etc. Also, Gems are poisonous and must be boiled. Putting a poisoned Gem into your gear will give you a debuff for approx 91 days.

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Hopefully this reinforces the fact that we know exactly what direction we are now going thanks to this Summit.

This reinforces the notion that "the new dev team" is just a giant troll by Jorbtar. There is a point where "funny" becomes biting sarcasm of which Jorb is more than capable.

[Potjeh]

*Crickets, Crabs, Squonks, and other critters may now be dropped as Critter-Friends. Critter-Friends will follow you around providing absolutely nothing. We will also be selling these on the store and giving you achievements for collecting them. So know that you should definitely spend your time getting all of them.

TBH this sounds pretty awesome, you should implement it for real.

[Claeyt]

*Crickets, Crabs, Squonks, and other critters may now be dropped as Critter-Friends. Critter-Friends will follow you around providing absolutely nothing. We will also be selling these on the store and giving you achievements for collecting them. So know that you should definitely spend your time getting all of them.

TBH this sounds pretty awesome, you should implement it for real.

"Squonk Cotton Bots" does have a ring to it.

[Wumpe]

i hope this is a giant troll post because... wtf

If you don't like these changes. Wait until you see the ones for the first expansion. The lore is about a holy warrior who got lit on fire in town for being a supposed witch. We thinking about titling it "The Burning Crusader". Some of the expansion features include:

The Burning Crusader

*A portal to Mars

*Two new player races: Blood Humans, and Martians

*Increased humor cap

*A new boss on Mars who has two swords.

*You can now ride Sparrows and soar over the lands of Salem. We will make no attempt to evaluate what effect this will have on world PVP.

*New Profession to socket gems called Gem-Setting. You can combine gems to make better gems in the following way
(3) Ugly Gems --> Less Ugly Gem
(3) 3 Less Ugly Gems --> Mildly Acceptable Gem.
(3) Mildly Acceptable Gems --> Barely Adequette Gem.
(3) Barely Adequette Gems --> Foolishly Flawed Gem.

Etc. etc. Also, Gems are poisonous and must be boiled. Putting a poisoned Gem into your gear will give you a debuff for approx 91 days.

*New GroundBattle: "Eye of the Tiger": The first ever motivational GroundBattle this will actually not have any direct confrontation at all. Instead, Salemites will turn on run and go in circles as ambient music "Eye of the Tiger" plays in the background. The first person to feel totally pumped up, wins.


Hopefully this reinforces the fact that we know exactly what direction we are now going thanks to this Summit.

you sir are awesome

[Voltaire1512]

This reinforces the notion that "the new dev team" is just a giant troll by Jorbtar.

Probably. So?

[Procne]

This starts to sound like a rant of a sour WoW player.
Which would explain why jwhitehorn got annoyed with WoW and moved to Salem

[ya]

Dear JC, i have only one question - why is this **** there in Announcements?