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Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:22 pm
by Reviresco
The Blood Moon looms overhead. There is a human skeleton near my base and when I walked by it to sift some rubble for blood shards it just laid there, not trying to murder me at all.

What kind of cutesy-pie game is this?

Re: Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:32 pm
by Argentis
Necromancy is not a domain to be trifled with, even for witches. You don't know what you ask for.

Re: Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:32 pm
by Lallaith
Reviresco wrote:The Blood Moon looms overhead. There is a human skeleton near my base and when I walked by it to sift some rubble for blood shards it just laid there, not trying to murder me at all.

What kind of cutesy-pie game is this?
the kind without something as lame and cheesy as skelingtons attacking you

Re: Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:56 pm
by Reviresco
Just for that I'm going to also recommend that the skeletons play xylophone/marimba on their own ribs as they charge toward you.

Re: Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:28 pm
by Trismegistus
I recommend they do all the above mentioned plus...When you get in range, they aggro and chase you at your speed +1. If you port, they port. If you spawn a cricket, they do the same. If you go through your locked gates, they open them and walk through too. And anything else that I can't think of right now. Point being, they cannot be eluded. When they get to you, they disappear with no harm done and the wicked wicker man laugh spawns in your ear. Fun. The problem is that now we all know the secret of the scary skeleton scamper.

Re: Skeletons

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:30 pm
by Reviresco
Trismegistus wrote:I recommend they do all the above mentioned plus...When you get in range, they aggro and chase you at your speed +1. If you port, they port. If you spawn a cricket, they do the same. If you go through your locked gates, they open them and walk through too. And anything else that I can't think of right now. Point being, they cannot be eluded. When they get to you, they disappear with no harm done and the wicked wicker man laugh spawns in your ear. Fun. The problem is that now we all know the secret of the scary skeleton scamper.


I like the cut of your jib.