warding totems

so I've got a steer skull and a wooden post, I'm wanting to affix one to the other, ideally as a type of torch that will shoot fireballs 
I just like the idea of a dead steer shooting fireballs out of its dead eyesocket's at witches and thieves who dare trespass on my land
not at all sorry if this has been suggested before as it should be.

I just like the idea of a dead steer shooting fireballs out of its dead eyesocket's at witches and thieves who dare trespass on my land
not at all sorry if this has been suggested before as it should be.