I'm paid up on my treat, got hit.

[Heceldi]

I took the smart route getting setup and should be under protection. Got raided. They broke the door down, stole stuff, killed a friend. Scents everywhere.

Where are you chief?

[jwhitehorn]

PM me the details. Braves are being dispatched!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
It is I! Judge PeePooKaKa



Let the case of Heceldi vs. Soviet Stupid begin

The Allegation
Heceldi Claims that a Russian gentlemen broke down his gates. Stole his things, and assaulted his village-mate.

The Plaintiff
Heceldi is a Treaty Paying member of Salem who was in good standing at the time of the crime. Luckily for him I was already several hours away from Boston and was able to make a quick visit to investigate this situation. The Scents and Crimes were very much in the areas he described.



The Defendant
The Defendant in this case was NOT a treaty paying individual who is apparently of Russian Origin. Due to his name and his text being stupid little characters and letters drawn backwards that made no sense we will refer to him has Soviet Stupid. Upon approaching Soviet Stupid we learned that he had been AFK for some time sitting in his base from the Plaintiff. This horrible gameplay fits the description of what we would expect from a Russian player as cited by Rebecca's testimony in an earlier thread on the forums. As well as a horrible base design where braziers were inside but not in range of his exterior walls.



The Deliberation
Due to the obvious scents, an eye-witness who happens to be a treaty payer, and a poor background of not paying the treaty himself I believe this case is a very easy one and requires almost no deliberation.

The Verdict

In the case of Heceldi vs. Soviet Stupid I find the Defendant GUILTY of

(1) Count of Not Paying his Treaty
(2) Counts of Waste on a Treaty Payer
(1) Count of speaking a stupid language.
(2) Counts of Larceny

I sentence him to DEATH.



Also due to the plaintiff being a Treaty member in good standing I hereby award him with 25+ Chests of the Defendants possessions..



I also award the Plaintiff 2 Boats from the Defeandant as additional damages.



Oh... And we can't forget about the witness

This court is now adjourned.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
Judge, Jury, and Executioner of Plymouth

[Mereni]

Nooooo, not another house!

[Jalpha]

I for one am not going to fall for these propagandist lies.

Shame on those who do.

[jwhitehorn]

Are you questioning the legitimacy of my courtroom?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Heceldi]

Its legit. Made my money back in what they didn't decide to keep for themselves, this guy was loaded. If you're ever on irc, feel free to ask me about it.

My biggest concern with this guy is he kept hanging around, beating on the door.
Idiot decided to break down the door while only my friend was home.
Broke his leanto, and then broke him.
After ranting about how he wants my property.

When he first came snooping around, I got him to kin me, his name was Ydjas.
First few lines to me were in Russian.
Apparently, claimed he was Ukrainian to my friend who tried to question him before things went from bad to worse.

I hope he quits... lots more stuff on his proprety, but I don't want to leave a scent of my own... yet.

Again, thanks, Chief.

[Onionfighter]

Welcome, my friends, to sockpuppet theater.

[jwhitehorn]

So far by my count I am:

Chief PeePooKaKa
General Butthurt
Colonel Fluff and feathers
Paymaster Paul
KingdomofOne
Mereni
Loftar
And now:
Heceldi

Its so difficult to keep up with all these conspiracy theories

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe