Scalp Collection Thread

[Claeyt]

That is not the definition of a game. There are some games that cannot be won and some games that cannot be lost and that does not change the fact that they are still a game. However, if Jorgen and I were to both Crash and lose our internet for a period of 10-12 hours I'm sure this player would have been able to drain his yellow bile, run off and eat to full, come back and drain his yellow bile (rinse and repeat) until he achieved victory. Therefore, it was a high-risk encounter that thankfully the two of us emerged from unscathed.

like I said, impossible for either of you to die.

This character had been around since last november. He was actually a friend of AlicePorta. Why do you just assume he is a noob?

He sure as hell didn't have 1000 humours.

You do not know if Jorgen got the humours he has through dev-magic or through hard work on the gluttony system. We havn't had any updates for awhile. In fact I would argue that updates have been so few and far between that it would possibly have been enough man-hours to achieve the 1,000+ humour mark. Your quick to place blame here with no proof.

fixed that for you.

Actually you got dozens of new players killed on Roanoke because you wouldn't STFU. I shutter to think how many new players quit once they come to the forums and read your idiotic posts thinking "if this is the IQ of people who play this game I am out of here". You quite possibly single-handedly killed the game. Its only fair that Jorgen gets to kill a small fraction of the players you have personally made quit.

This troll is old and dead chief. Everybody knows it was you.

You, Colesie and Binks killed them.

I spend hours helping new players daily and make myself available in game to anybody anytime for questions.

Thats like the mentally handi-capped kid who constantly wants to give you hugs. Sometimes you just don't want a hug from a particular person just like most would prefer not to have help from the likes of you.

No it's one of the reasons Roanoke now has almost 4 times the population as your dead server most days.

i really hate you claeyt.

...and I, you.

jorb has not been around in 4 weeks, had you spent 2 seconds looking into your latest crusade before making an idiot of yourself (yet again) you would have seen that.

I talked to Loftar on IRC two and half weeks ago on a Saturday and he said that Jorb was on vacation but coming back that Monday.

270 killing blow damage is not 2k stats, with maxed out gear on an undefended character it is probably around 1000, not that it matters because the picture is photoshopped, much like the other 3 dozen pictures in as many different trolls that you bought into.

why is that jorb? because someone changed their presentation name to "jorgen" and said something about working on the game?

You're right it might just be the chief trolling. I've Pm'd jorb to find out. We'll see. If he's pretending one of the dev's is following him around then it's sorta weird but okay, funny troll. I honestly think it's him. Jorb's always been a fanboi of the tribe.

Don't you ever get tired of being the universal multi server laughing stock for the entire ***** game?

Last I looked everyone was still laughing at your epic fail at trying to lead 'Darwoth's Army' out of 'Darwoth's Forest'.

[Roninsword]

See my other thread about important scientific research regarding this thread, and why I was disgusted and quit halfway through at page 80.
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=7755

Just wasted 10 minutes of my life, to prove chief wrong, yet again. Have a looksie folks!

[jwhitehorn]

like I said, impossible for either of you to die.

I dont' think that word means what you think it means.

He sure as hell didn't have 1000 humours.

Maybe he did and maybe we just happened to find him when he was closer 100.

This troll is old and dead chief. Everybody knows it was you.

You, Colesie and Binks killed them.

We may have delivered the killing blows but you were fully capable of stopping us.


I have yet to hear you advocate why Jorgen should not be allowed to play the game how he wants to?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Claeyt]

I have yet to hear you advocate why Jorgen should not be allowed to play the game how he wants to?

Why shouldn't Jorb play like he wants and hunt players for sport with a 1000-1500 stat guy that he just poof created? That's what you're asking me?

I'll tell you why:

-because everyone will simply quit and we'll be left with a dead game and a dead server that can't crack 20 players most days.
-because he should be dev'ing the game not wasting it fanboi'ing you're dead server with you for the goal of making even more people quit the game.
-because the stat mechanics and pre-hummus mechanics are so out of control and whacked anyways that his 1500 stat guy wandering around killing people is so far out of bounds of being an owner of the game that it's almost insane to think about.
-because he's showing favoritism to you as a player by not making you complete the kill and leave the murder scents.
-and because of so many other ***** reasons it's hard to even comprehend how ***** up it is that he's killing people who've spent months building their characters just to have them wiped by his test character with god powers. I mean that is some dark **** there if this picture is real. Personally I'm sickened by it as a long time gamer and I honestly can't think of a worse thing a dev could do to his game than participating in wiping a hard-working player's character that took months, like that.

[Darwoth]

Last I looked everyone was still laughing at your epic fail at trying to lead 'Darwoth's Army' out of 'Darwoth's Forest'.

[jwhitehorn]

Why shouldn't Jorb play like he wants and hunt players for sport with a 1000-1500 stat guy that he just poof created? That's what you're asking me?

Still no evidence that Jorgen was poof-created. Also you claimed 2,000 humours earlier Which one is it?

-because everyone will simply quit and we'll be left with a dead game and a dead server that can't crack 20 players most days.

Death in Salem does not immediately mean a player will quit.

-because he should be dev'ing the game not wasting it fanboi'ing you're dead server with you for the goal of making even more people quit the game.

Perhaps Jorgen is learning more about the game by playing it and is simply testing the game? Kinda like Undercover Boss?

-because the stat mechanics and pre-hummus mechanics are so out of control and whacked anyways that his 1500 stat guy wandering around killing people is so far out of bounds of being an owner of the game that it's almost insane to think about.

I am pretty sure I could go toe-to-toe with Jorgen and it would be an interesting fight to say the least. A 1,500 humour character could fall in open combat against the Tribe. Therefore, it is not overpowered.

-because he's showing favoritism to you as a player by not making you complete the kill and leave the murder scents.

There is already a battery scent as I knocked him unconscious. That is still summonable.

-and because of so many other ***** reasons it's hard to even comprehend how ***** up it is that he's killing people who've spent months building their characters just to have them wiped by his test character with god powers. I mean that is some dark **** there if this picture is real. Personally I'm sickened by it as a long time gamer and I honestly can't think of a worse thing a dev could do to his game than participating in wiping a hard-working player's character that took months, like that.

I was primarily responsible for killing the player. As I stated that character was going to die anyway. I PM'd Jorgen last minute to join in. Once again, where is your proof that Jorgen is nothing more than a test character?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Roninsword]

Once again you provide the proof on your own. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKxNfPFZ_jQ
teleporting, creating mountains out of no where and obvious god mode over the amount of blows you land.
But, I'm sure he created the character by doing months of toil on his own without cheating am I right?

Suck it.

[Claeyt]

Full on *****

You've already posted you're attempt at killing him. He could just make anther one if he did die. There's absolutely no way he ground that character up and you know it.

Honestly more and more I think this is your 900+ guy with full gear like Darwoth said and that you simply renamed it Jorgen. I'm going to wait from either Jorb to Pm me or post here that it was him before I believe you.

[jwhitehorn]

Gotta love fanbois and their intimate knowledge of your videos. You should just break down and apply to join Ronin. One Vision Quest is to watch all our episodes and memorize them. You would already be ahead of the game.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Roninsword]

Gotta love fanbois and their intimate knowledge of your videos. You should just break down and apply to join Ronin. One Vision Quest is to watch all our episodes and memorize them. You would already be ahead of the game.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Nothing fanboy about it. Sun Tzu would be far more accurate combined with midnight boredom.

It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
-Sun Tzu