Never trust a pirate.

[AmmaBoss]

I'm pretty sure it's that you can't kill people over water. I remember another thread where the guy KO'd over water but wasn't able to be killed there. It's probably the case with a boat as well.

Thanks alot he was lucky he got ko in water then .

[RuneNL]

Can someone please translate this for me?

The Ammabros (Ammaboss and Ammaboss) got in some trouble today.
Last week Ammabro1 made a new friend, Sunlight Divine, which he quickly trusted because his name reminded him of an icecream.

Sundelight told him a sobby story how the Hilarious Jamestown Pirates buttsexed him and had thrown him out.
Ammabro1, who is actually a big fluffy puppy dog, offered Sundelight his old base which is a ...victim recover place.

Today (or yesterday) Sundelight offered Ammabro1 to bunk up together in an old abandoned base and tell each other ghost stories. However Ammabro1 did not have time for this because he had to tend to his fields and keep a watchfull eye at Whitepoint who was cursing at his walls again.

Then Ammabro2 told Ammabro1 that he would go in his stead, mostly because he so very much like ghost stories.

Once Ammabro2 had arrived at the scene he got jumped by Sundelight (probably expected more then just story time). Ammabro2 made an epic escaped via canoe!

After a while, Ammabro1 told Ammabro2 that it was safe to return to the land, which Ammabro2 did. But then!
Suddenly out of nowhere, the notorious Clown Captain James leaped towards Ammabro2! Caught him off guard bigtime! (because he was canoeing) and Ammabro2 was KO-ed on top of his canoe in the water.

Desperately Sundae and Red Nose James vigourously tried to land a killing blow to Ammabros2 but failed at every attempt. In the meantime Ammabro1 was pleading for the life of Ammabro2 when they found out... Ammabro2 could not be killed! He was IMMORTAL!

Anyway, they convinced Captain Sundae that they know hax, they got off the hook and the Ammabros lived happily every after!

~The end

P.S. Ammabro1 said he thinks the Jameston clown posse will attack Darwoths town.

[AmmaBoss]

The Ammabros (Ammaboss and Ammaboss) got in some trouble today.
Last week Ammabro1 made a new friend, Sunlight Divine, which he quickly trusted because his name reminded him of an icecream.

Sundelight told him a sobby story how the Hilarious Jamestown Pirates buttsexed him and had thrown him out.
Ammabro1, who is actually a big fluffy puppy dog, offered Sundelight his old base which is a ...victim recover place.

Today (or yesterday) Sundelight offered Ammabro1 to bunk up together in an old abandoned base and tell each other ghost stories. However Ammabro1 did not have time for this because he had to tend to his fields and keep a watchfull eye at Whitepoint who was cursing at his walls again.

Then Ammabro2 told Ammabro1 that he would go in his stead, mostly because he so very much like ghost stories.

Once Ammabro2 had arrived at the scene he got jumped by Sundelight (probably expected more then just story time). Ammabro2 made an epic escaped via canoe!

After a while, Ammabro1 told Ammabro2 that it was safe to return to the land, which Ammabro2 did. But then!
Suddenly out of nowhere, the notorious Clown Captain James leaped towards Ammabro2! Caught him off guard bigtime! (because he was canoeing) and Ammabro2 was KO-ed on top of his canoe in the water.

Desperately Sundae and Red Nose James vigourously tried to land a killing blow to Ammabros2 but failed at every attempt. In the meantime Ammabro1 was pleading for the life of Ammabro2 when they found out... Ammabro2 could not be killed! He was IMMORTAL!

Anyway, they convinced Captain Sundae that they know hax, they got off the hook and the Ammabros lived happily every after!

~The end

P.S. Ammabro1 said he thinks the Jameston clown posse will attack Darwoths town.

I think pistolshrimp did a better job.

[RuneNL]

I think pistolshrimp did a better job.

Then you should have, like you guys agreed, send him the post in PM to review and rewrite it.
Begger can't be choosers buddy, I had fun translating it though .

I know, I should have made you sound more muscular and manly, I am sorry. I will next time.

Just glad you two are still with us <3

[Indefatigable]

Wow, personal thread for me, tnx.

Can someone please translate this for me?

I can give more explains, later.

thanks to a bug ? (idk ) or is it that you can't kill people in canoe ?

Crappy conoe, it left me without my frag. Sorry guys, next time you know that will be - you will die. Just ****** ping. Still can't bielieve that I lost you. As I said you, you are lcuky one, nothing personal, just pirate duty. You know why you in black list.

I was got bad screens too. Tommorow I will do some cuts.

[Ass_Kraken]

Cool, more illiterate pirate thread ****.

[Darwoth]

indefatigable tried to join my town under false pretenses, send me a map to where this occured and he will be dead in short order.

[Rydersowl]

I can give more explains, later.

No no no. You have already done more than enough here. We don't need more "explains" in this thread. As you were.

[De_Luxe]

indefatigable tried to join my town under false pretenses, send me a map to where this occured and he will be dead in short order.

Pirate Dealer

[Indefatigable]

I must say this thread is something that makes sense play salem.

indefatigable tried to join my town under false pretenses, send me a map to where this occured and he will be dead in short order.

I was going to do by private massange, and if you started public discussion I answer it here. I have some moral principles, which does not allow me be dishonest. I got proposition from pirates, so I simply ignored your propsition without answer. Anyway thank you. Only that you will find there is scent on 15 mins of tracking. You need ten times more. Also I rember when you promised don't kill ammabos and his bro. But, it was the promise of a strong for weak, it will not be binding. Now you trying to cantact with both. Maybe you wanna kill him. Is it funny? I lol'd. Btw, you well know where Pirate Bay situated or you forget.

I can give more explains, later.

No no no. You have already done more than enough here. We don't need more "explains" in this thread. As you were.

Are you sure? I have some intresting screens, and another look on this story. I would say that some very interesting details have been deliberately missed by storytellers.