The Great Silencing

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Claeyt,
I think I have determined the source of the stall here. You have failed to complete the following application. Please do so now so that we may make progress as opposed to simply bickering. Since you seem to have an issue with reading comprehension I have detailed the necessary steps for you below:

STEP #1: Download this Form.

http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/c ... cation.pdf



STEP #2: Buy the Crayons: (Razzle Dazzle Rose, Tickle me Pink, and Jazzberry Jam)

http://www.crayolastore.com/custom_box.do#back



STEP #3: Complete the application in the Crayons.
The Top Declaration should be completed in Razzle-Dazzle, The "OTHER" box should be checked and you should write "I will not post on the forums ever again" in Tickle Me Pink. And you should sign the bottom in JazzBerry Jam.



STEP #4: Scan the Document.



STEP #5: Upload the Document to this Thread



Failure to complete this Application will be an implied action on your part that you wish for the noob slaughter to continue.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[staxjax]

Could someone give me a brief summary of why is Clayet so, erm, unwelcome? Or at least links at some of his posts/topics which justify such "relationship"?

Refer to my signature for details.

[Claeyt]

Greetings Claeyt,
I think I have determined the source of the stall here. You have failed to complete the following application. Please do so now so that we may make progress as opposed to simply bickering.

http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/c ... cation.pdf

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Hey if you guys want to just keep killing noobs I can't stop you. Of course the server will die and you'll be pariah's.

What we're negotiating here is the ceasefire and compensation for those killed and my base for me leaving the server. I'm not paying any silver for you guys to not kill anybody. YGM demanded none, and refused all donations. We had an agreement which Binks blew up. That agreement, 240 70+ hummus as compensation for those killed and a nice hat to replace all those from the shed on my base is all I'm asking for. Plus the 2000s I payed to break Darwoth's mine trap. You guys agree to that and you'll never hear from me again.

[jwhitehorn]

Hey if you guys want to just keep killing noobs I can't stop you. Of course the server will die and you'll be pariah's.

What we're negotiating here is the ceasefire and compensation for those killed and my base for me leaving the server. I'm not paying any silver for you guys to not kill anybody. YGM demanded none, and refused all donations. We had an agreement which Binks blew up. That agreement, 240 70+ hummus as compensation for those killed and a nice hat to replace all those from the shed on my base is all I'm asking for. Plus the 2000s I payed to break Darwoth's mine trap. You guys agree to that and you'll never hear from me again.

Please complete the steps above. I am not your secretary and, therefore, will not be completing this application for you. If you want to save the noobs man up and complete the app.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Binks]

That agreement, 240 70+ hummus as compensation for those killed and a nice hat to replace all those from the shed on my base is all I'm asking for. Plus the 2000s I payed to break Darwoth's mine trap. You guys agree to that and you'll never hear from me again.

You must be out of your ***** mind.

Hey if you guys want to just keep killing noobs I can't stop you. Of course the server will die and you'll be pariah's.

I will await for you to fill out your application. So we can put an end to it.

[Claeyt]

Hey if you guys want to just keep killing noobs I can't stop you. Of course the server will die and you'll be pariah's.

What we're negotiating here is the ceasefire and compensation for those killed and my base for me leaving the server. I'm not paying any silver for you guys to not kill anybody. YGM demanded none, and refused all donations. We had an agreement which Binks blew up. That agreement, 240 70+ hummus as compensation for those killed and a nice hat to replace all those from the shed on my base is all I'm asking for. Plus the 2000s I payed to break Darwoth's mine trap. You guys agree to that and you'll never hear from me again.

Please complete the steps above. I am not your secretary and, therefore, will not be completing this application for you. If you want to save the noobs man up and complete the app.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Not gonna happen.

So, we're done here then? Can I go back to warning the server not to talk to you guys and to log off if they see anybody they don't know?

I'll be back on the forums later to keep warning people that you guys are out killing everyone now.

[jwhitehorn]

So, we're done here then? Can I go back to warning the server not to talk to you guys and to log off if they see anybody they don't know?

I'll be back on the forums later to keep warning people that you guys are out killing everyone now.

If you are not willing to complete a simple application to save the Roanoke noob population then I guess you have made your choice.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Claeyt]

So, we're done here then? Can I go back to warning the server not to talk to you guys and to log off if they see anybody they don't know?

I'll be back on the forums later to keep warning people that you guys are out killing everyone now.

If you are not willing to complete a simple application to save the Roanoke noob population then I guess you have made your choice.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

I don't like reading long forms.

[jwhitehorn]

Claeyt,
I received your half-assed attempt at providing an application through PM's.



I'm trying to work with you here man but your not making it easy on me. Last chance.

Please make a youtube video with either a sound recording or a video of you explaining why the noobs should be saved and I will submit it to the MM-Candy-Council. Only the higher-ups in the MM-Candy-Council have the authority to over-ride the current course of action and without the application I will need some kind of multi-media presentation to sway them.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Binks]

Chief do we really need the council? We already made the decision on this. I really don't think we should bother them. Think about this before you take it to this level please.