RAGERS of the lumberwood, an uplifting tale of natural selec

[Banok]

Entire story is too big and i'm too lazy yo read it in full... Any short version availiable?

but in short, “Retards need retards to feel less retarded” would probably sum it up.

[Qukatt]

Ok I got around to reading it and despite the "must of", "could of" grammar fail (sorry it's the biggest peeve I have when I see people slagging another's spelling and whathaveyou) it was 10/10.

I managed to keep it together until that gif where they gang rape your corpse. I almost choked on my cuppa.. thanks Darworth! I think I'll treasure that gif for a long time to come XD Also I, too, am a bit sad for Tani's murder. It's tough fitting in with a bunch of monkeys and she had the brains to leave with her stuff (and I bet some "extras" as well) but not the brains to get a new location entirely.

I am very much looking to the subsequent Painhertz (lol "Butthertz") write up and then the post regarding your own summon and murder.

May your name be mentioned in hushed tones over a glass of moonshine for many moons to come.

[TotalyMoo]

I managed to keep it together until that gif where they gang rape your corpse. I almost choked on my cuppa.. thanks Darworth! I think I'll treasure that gif for a long time to come XD Also I, too, am a bit sad for Tani's murder. It's tough fitting in with a bunch of monkeys and she had the brains to leave with her stuff (and I bet some "extras" as well) but not the brains to get a new location entirely.

I, too, was saddened by seeing Tani killed. Feels like she didn't belong in that group at all :/

[loled2]

i bet you guys are thinking we are dumb and stupid witch is not true, and that onlyone that was smart thats tani witch is true becus shes good at the game but still, if we had better defences this would never happend. and a change to fight back (murder). btw with defences i mean a kid of better walls that you need a tool for to be destroyed

[gregl26]

RIP Tani

[Bait]

i bet you guys are thinking we are dumb and stupid witch is not true

I stopped reading after that... Did you dropout before school even started?

[MagicManICT]

i bet you guys are thinking we are dumb and stupid witch is not true, and that onlyone that was smart thats tani witch is true becus shes good at the game but still, if we had better defences this would never happend. and a change to fight back (murder). btw with defences i mean a kid of better walls that you need a tool for to be destroyed

You obviously haven't learned much as your post is so full of things that you haven't obviously learned (or maybe you have thought of these things and just aren't saying them). By your post, I can most certainly tell you that it will happen again, and again, and again.... The reality is that the defenses are less than 10% of the overall game. They're just the physical barriers. Beyond that... Well, I can't teach you. Maybe Sun Tzu can. But then, you can lead a horse to water, but you certainly can't make him drink.

[baronbowden]

i bet you guys are thinking we are dumb and stupid witch is not true, and that onlyone that was smart thats tani witch is true becus shes good at the game but still, if we had better defences this would never happend. and a change to fight back (murder). btw with defences i mean a kid of better walls that you need a tool for to be destroyed

Checking the post before it goes up would help a long way on this point:P I won't comment on the structure. The bold should help with some easy fixes.
That aside honestly for me it was all the homophobic slurs and racial epitaphs that sealed that opinion.
My question not knowing Tani, if she was 'nice' and 'great' how did she stand a group of people who were soo clearly immature (at best)?

My heart did break for her over the backpack.. the story would have been so much better had Darworth taken a backpack from her and spared only her from the destruction.
She just wanted him to have his backpack back...

[Qukatt]

i bet you guys are thinking we are dumb and stupid witch is not true, and that onlyone that was smart thats tani witch is true becus shes good at the game but still, if we had better defences this would never happend. and a change to fight back (murder). btw with defences i mean a kid of better walls that you need a tool for to be destroyed

You obviously haven't learned much as your post is so full of things that you haven't obviously learned (or maybe you have thought of these things and just aren't saying them). By your post, I can most certainly tell you that it will happen again, and again, and again.... The reality is that the defenses are less than 10% of the overall game. They're just the physical barriers. Beyond that... Well, I can't teach you. Maybe Sun Tzu can. But then, you can lead a horse to water, but you certainly can't make him drink.

You understood that?

[MagicManICT]

What was hard to understand about it?

1. Putting too much faith in fallible physical defenses.

2. Stating that it will never happen again when it most definitely will in games like this. (Just like a bear ***** in the woods every day)

3. Admitting that the "average" player was the smartest of the group (and thus reinforcing point 2).

If I recall right, wasn't Tani there with a "boyfriend?" (According to Darwoth's write-up) If this is actually the case, that's why she was there and dealt with it. I ran into several couples like this in EVE and have spoken with others that have known lots of couples tagging along in game because, well, it's fun to play games together (even better when you win together )