The Great Silencing

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Fellow Forum Users of Salem,
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our forums.

One year ago A great Salem in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed to have these forums. This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to over 30,000 Forum users who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice while hosted on the Paradox Forums. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But less than 6 months later the forum user is still not free. Six months later the life of the forum user is still badly crippled by the manacles of Claeyt and the chains of his stupidity and posts. An Entire Year later the Forum user lives on a lonely island of ****** posts made by Claeyt in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. An entire year later the forum user is still languished in the corners of Forum society and finds himself in exile in his own threads. So we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In the back alleys of Forum PM's and through perilous nights I engaged the foul beast that plagues our forums, insults our intelligence, and threatens our sense of dignity in each keystroke he types. I, Chief PeePooKaKa, engaged in Private Conversation none other than Claeyt Himself.... Through the piercing barrage of different colored fonts and the vivid flashbacks of some of his most offensive works. I negotiated with the lonely individual who was most certainly fapping to my every word.

While the experience itself was brutal beyond words I knew that if we were to ever bask in the glory that is a Claeyt-Less forums ever again that somebody would have to approach the man woman whatever it is. I had a Dream that one day we could open a Thread and have it be voided of a carebear advocate. I had a Dream that one day I could click "view unread posts" and not see the bitter ramblings of a person who spent so much time with the intellectually challenged that it became one itself. I had a Dream that we would see a day without Claeyt... A day I am calling "The Great Silencing"

The Negotiation Train is as follows:

My Original Offer:

Please STFU on the forums forever and we might not kill people on YGM day

Claeyt's Counter Offer:

... my offer to quit the forum sections of CoH and HoB for the return of the Candy Gang's rangering for noob safety and the end to sport killing on Roanoke.

Chief's Counter Offer #2:

I'm going to need a full commitment for you to be gone from ALL sections of the forums. I, for one, use the "Read unread posts" section. This populates all forums. Each time I see your name in a thread I become angry and kick my dog. He currently have (2) broken ribs which I directly attribute to your posting habits.

Claeyt's Counter Offer #3:

I'm willing to throw in the towel on all forum sections but Trade (which I almost never use) and the Planter's and Pilgrims forum (because I told Kia and Martinezz that I'd be the point man for the new player town) I would say that I would only post on my own town recruitment thread so as to set up times and such for new players to meet me.

Remember, what that means for the Candy gang: no arbitrary rules that lead to death. Only 3 things can lead to killing of anyone: scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving. CoD or any other known criminals without an active scent are of course fair game.

Chief's Counter Offer #4:

You Must also make this your forum avatar:

Claeyt's Acceptance of Offers

Okay, I'll agree to use it for 1 month. I will not post on any sections but the trade section and the Planter's and Pilgrims section (on my own thread only), and I get to make a goodbye to the forum thread before I leave.
Remember, what that means for the Candy gang: no arbitrary rules that lead to death. Only 3 things can lead to killing of anyone: scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving. CoD or any other known criminals without an active scent, who have yet to be killed, are of course fair game.
The rules of the Candy Gang also have to be enforced by them on everyone else as well. This means that you and the Candy Gang's alts, and anybody else would also be subject to the rules as well.

Conclusion
So I ask you fellow brothers of the forums. Candy Gangs & Darwoth, Tribe and Squatters, Claeyt Haters & Claeyt Despisers. Let us set aside our difference and vanquish this scourge once and for all. Let us honor YGM day in the way in which the crybaby wants and in return let us be free of his blighted posts once and for all. Let us make posts once more without a mighty river of Claeyt tears drowning out what would otherwise be entertainment. If you are prepared to make the necessarily sacrifices to see Claeyt STFU and see The Great Silencing become a reality please /sign below. I will be the first.

I, Chief PeePooKaka, agree to only kill people on Roanoke who have: "scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving." in exchange for him never posting outside his ****** P&P threads again.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Dallane]

lol ***** that noobs gonna die every sunday

[Rydersowl]

I'll sign. However I sight Claeyt's forum insults as means for his characters to still be marked.

Otherwise I am onboard if it means this could be a reality.

[Claeyt]

By abusive verbal chats to themselves or friends I was talking about the Candy Gang, not you. Only they would be able to kill in that case, no one else. They killed a couple of Idiots for insulting the Candy Gang and Queen last month and they still are after Bint because of saying stupid **** in the market in front of them. So not anybody can just kill, only the Candy Gang.

Also, they'd have to agree that my disagreements with them over how the first YGM day went down don't constitute verbal abuse of them. I disagreed with them about how it went down, but also loaned them money to save the Queen. I have absolute respect for what YGM and they did for the game on Roanoke over the last 3 months and was just disappointed by what happened this last weekend where they let Colesie and you become enforcers for arbitrary 'Kill on Sight' rules.

The only people that have to agree to this are the the members of the Candy Gang not you or Dallane. There's room for only 6 lean to's on Candy Island and unless you live in one of them you don't get a vote on this.

Edit: Again the rules apply through the Candy Gang. All justice on Roanoke goes through them. None of the rest of you idiots. All kills have to be approved by them including scented crime kills. If you don't get permission from them that is breaking Candy Law and is punishable by death. They've killed people on Roanoke who have just killed their alts and have been justified. Any killing done by the Chief, Colesie, or Darwoth would be a crime unless the Candy Gang had marked and judged that person worthy of Death. The 3 rules to killing on Roanoke go through them, not you guys.

[jwhitehorn]

lol ***** that noobs gonna die every sunday

Luckily you don't have a character and have proven your inability to ever do ANYTHING in-game so your signature will not be required.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Darwoth]

I, Darwoth Lord of Jamestown, agree to only kill people on Roanoke who have: "scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving." in exchange for him never posting outside his ****** P&P threads again.


edit: he has to use that signature though

[jwhitehorn]

There's room for only 6 lean to's on Candy Island and unless you live in one of them you don't get a vote on this.

I have already signed. (5) leanto's left.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Dallane]

lol ***** that noobs gonna die every sunday

Luckily you don't have a character and have proven your inability to ever do ANYTHING in-game so your signature will not be required.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Actually i do have a character on there who almost has murder. I just have no where to park him.

[Darwoth]

sounds like claeyt does not want my signature. RIVERS of blood shall flow on roanoke now.

[jwhitehorn]

I, Darwoth Lord of Jamestown, agree to only kill people on Roanoke who have: "scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving." in exchange for him never posting outside his ****** P&P threads again.


edit: he has to use that signature though

Thank you for your cooperation. We are one step closer to The Great Silencing. I believe that once Binks and Alloin post that should be sufficient for Claeyt to STFU. Do you agree Claeyt? Surely the manpower that would have signed at that point could eliminate anybody who goes against it.

Dallane...... Game is too easy....

Actually i do have a character on there who almost has murder.

But ALMOST has Murder .

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe