[Roanoke] Day of Grandmothers

[colesie]

Rif Raf apparently thinks that I am KitKat, but I guess I can't blame a 10 year old?

[Darwoth]

stfu we both know the only thing even slightly interesting today was the battle of brotato cave.

[jwhitehorn]

Is this where you failed yet another trap?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Ass_Kraken]

Unless a real character gets killed, it won't be interesting darwoth

[Darwoth]

Is this where you failed yet another trap?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

no it is where my trap worked perfectly and i underestimated the zerg response time.

[Darwoth]

and i also OVERestimated their tactics, reason alloin is not dead is because i figured it would only take them 40 minutes or less to declaim the plot and as such was expecting them to send another high stat fighter into the mine to guard. it took an hour for alloins BB to drain out so there would have been plenty of time, in any case due to this i was porting out to regen yellow bile (character was only hitting for 5 damage or so, as such i would of had to work through about 6 or 7 full yellow bars)

instead they all stood around for hours scratching their head as to what to do but by then the entrance was blocked and more had logged on to run shifts. no big deal as i said i saved the best tricks for last, this one only had a 70% chance of working anyway, the rest of the time you spawn in a spot you can get out.

[jwhitehorn]

Well since Darwoth has failed to provide meaningful entertainment let us begin with a tale that does in fact end with murder.

It all began on the most holy of days....



A day that is meant to honor the justice that has been brought to the streets of Roanoke and the memory of the individual brave enough to attempt it. However, out of the corner of my eye I spot somebody who was ignoring the sacred holiday and proudly wielding a mask!



He knew that what he did was wrong and attempted to cover up his crime the minute he saw the Chief come into view....



So he was escorted off the town claim by the Chief and one who has first-hand knowledge that Rebelling doesn't Pay. Mr. Coles himself.



And it was at the Arena that has brought the players of Roanoke so much pleasure.... That Mr. Rif Raf was brought so much pain.



Later that day he exchanged a few words with an alt in the town square. But never once did his alt dare to wear a mask....



HAPPY YOURGRANDMOTHERS DAY

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

Best holiday ever! :')

[Darwoth]

well another round of talking to yourself with your alts for staged screenshots before killing them is always entertaining to the uninformed i suppose, kind of reminds me of one of those retards trained to express himself through puppets though

as an aside facts gained while incognito that are sure to provoke the thread.

1> the majority of the roanoke group were/are members of chiefs mass recruited gaggle (he even had realak and leelee in his ranks for ***** sake) which is why you see them constantly patting one another on the back.

2> the fight club on roanoke was constructed for the purpose of gaining popularity/crowds and then killing everyone, the recent newbie item giveaways were also part of this trust building.

3> the forums biggest asskisser is universally despised by everyone in said group and they have wanted to kill him for quite some time but he never leaves the claim.

[colesie]

I can verify that these characters are not alts lol

I'd like to hear more about your trap story though