JJ Play Fate is in your Hands

[Toorimakun]

You can say or do whatever you want but if you live on Tribe land the Tribe is going to enforce their rules, if you don't like it join a different server, the Tribe is only one server.

it's fair enough but i mean come on... they didn't even tell me i had to pay taxes, when they told me i said i would pay and they said it was too late <--- legit..

yah you probably picked the worst server to join. >.<
Roanoke is in these days.
tho if you commit any crime on this server the candy gang will track you down and kill you.... well leave any scent... even if not really a crime. :/

[pistolshrimp]

I suggest a hunt. JJplay is forced to commit a crime. Then he is allowed to leave. Track him and track his homestead. If he can escape then he is allowed to live, for now. If not, kill him and bring his body to his homestead for his girlfriend to see.

Remind him that if you catch him he will be killed. remind him that he can be summoned at his homestead anytime he is offline. This will teach him about fear AND the consequences of crime.

No sure this is appropriate here but sounds like a really good idea for the future. Who wouldn't want to play the most dangerous game on Salem?

He complained that life without crime and threat of death on Salem was boring, give him crime and give him threat of death. Seems apropos.

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Fair Citizens of the Forums,
So far I have noticed the following votes:

Stax: Leanto KO Loop
Thor: Death
Ryder: Death
Alloin: Death
Ass-Kraken: Dress up in Frilly Dress
Martinuzz: Death
Darwoth: Animal Fights
DarkNacht: Animal Fights
PistolShrimp: Hunt him Down with scents.

The Tribe is a benevolent ruler, and as such, we have decided to let our victim contestant here choose how he is going to escape the cage. Should you fail to choose one of the very generous options in front of you then I will be more than happy to satisfy the wishes of Thor/Ryder/Alloin/Martinuzz.



Option #1 (Stax):
Claim the leanto. Right Click -----> Make Homestead. Its as simple as that. There is a possibility that The Great Spirit implements a patch that allows any claimed leanto on Village Land to give you the rights to Port to Boston. IF you claim the leanto and IF that patch is implemented THEN you will escape.

Option #2(Darwoth/DarkNacht):
You will find that in addition to Wilson yet another friend has joined you in your cell in the last few hours. His name is "Leslie The MotherF*cker" and he is a rare breed of albino Crab. Growing up in the south shores of Boston he has seen a LOT and lived to tell the tale. Should you be capable of slaying him and presenting me a Crab Corpse I will free you. Be warned. If you choose this option and I find Leslie anywhere in that cage then the Tribe reserves the right to execute you for failing your gladiator challenge.

Option #3(Pistolshrimp):
This one should be familiar to you. "Oh look a Claimstone with a different colored square around the base of it", "Maybe I should run my ass all over it while trying to get to my imaginary girlfriend"?. Sound Familiar? To begin this Option you must simply turn on the criminal acts and run over the now portion of your cage that is claimed. If you do so then I will only leg-sweep you and then open the gates. If you can make it back to your home before I kill you then your life will be spared. If you do not then... well..... You will make an appearance in this thread.

Option #4(My New World Gourd):
Option 4 still remains. Your "Girlfriend" may come down to the Reservation and negotiate for your life. This could be an excellent opportunity to find out just how much she loves you (as well as how much fun she will be at a party).

The choice is yours JJ.... Choose Wisely.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Rydersowl]

Chief just took a lot of good ideas and made them one great one.

[Claeyt]

Poor guy

I vote for knocking him out and sending him home naked to his girlfriend.

He'll wake up with nothing on him, wondering what the hell happened last night.

PS when did the Zoo get a table and chairs?

[jwhitehorn]

PS when did the Zoo get a table and chairs?

We decided to spruce the place up a little bit more in an effort to increase our attractions.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[jjplay175]

btw, i honestly don't believe i have committed any crime so i don't even understand the point of all this

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I filled this form in with Khaz yesterday but i didn't realize it was for the Treaty Patments
included my T.E form

[jwhitehorn]

HOLY )@(#*$.. You have a T.E. Form???? Why the hell did you let this go so far if you had a LEGITIMATE T.E. form completed? I think its possible you forged this document. Is the Prince of the Gingerbread Men REALLY your Tribal Representative? Khaz can you confirm these shennanigans??

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[martinuzz]

PS when did the Zoo get a table and chairs?

We decided to spruce the place up a little bit more in an effort to increase our attractions.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

It's coming along nicely. I did miss a lemonade stall though, and maybe a double fence, to ensure the criminal can't bite the children

[DarkNacht]

btw, i honestly don't believe i have committed any crime so i don't even understand the point of all this

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I filled this form in with Khaz yesterday but i didn't realize it was for the Treaty Patments
included my T.E form

It does not count because you did not circle one of the options.