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no more mr nice guy

Postby Darwoth » Tue May 07, 2013 7:54 pm

first let me preface by stating that there is a LOT more to this story going back several months and i will be uploading the full tale to my website when i get around to it, but suffice to say it will make the coonman tale of days past pale in comparison :lol:

it all started with this thread viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4106


after that the remaining players of that town moved an hour south and built a new town called ebonheart, i had heard rumors of this town for months from both spies and the members themselves (slave master especially, who reminded me frequently they were quietly building strength to kill me) but was never able to locate it.

about 2 weeks ago i found it and have been keeping an eye on it since, finding out who the members were, playtimes, languages and so on. over time i came to find out that several of jamestowns finest lived there.

3 various womenfolk (whom i believe were the "witches" at the start of the server)

iotugelli, mapper/base poster despised by many.

slave master

and last but not least the mayor, sidnee/1/francisco. who happens to be mr nice guy.


the other day i was in the middle of siegeing russians in the north and had just killed one when i had to go afk, when i go afk i switch characters to be sure i log out and log in an alt. this time i saw a well dressed fellow humping various traders around town, i was on an alt with no kins but since he was carrying a halberd i knew it was ol sidnee/nice guy.


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and 3 minutes later i was invited to the town, i still do not know who he thinks i was. usually i have to think of someone to impersonate, not have an identity assigned to me :lol:

so a few hours later i ferried in some inspirationals and trained up settling, then hearth spawned outside their gates at a claimstone i had already placed there. i then dropped 15k worth of personal claims and expanded them over as much of the town as possible, which ended up being about 90% of everything of value, with the rest being field space etc,

i am sure you can see where this is going........


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over the next day and a half the entire town was looted dry, several villagers were killed and most things of worth or use destroyed. all conveniently without a criminal debuff or annoying brazier fire since after all it was "my" property :lol:

as i was cleaning out nice guys personal plot i decided to go ahead and kill the alt/scout that was parked in the town center, 2 minutes later a red blip appears right next to me as i am carting out the last of nice guys stuff.


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the red blip was nice guys main sidnee and mayor of the town (i assume he popped in to check things out since the alt was dead, not realizing i had splash damaged into his claim), if you are wondering why he is naked it is because all of his clothes/halberd are currently on his vendor in jamestown, i assume to generate the 20k or so that is required to declaim the personal claims all over his town.


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and now the bounty.

easily the best score on jamestown so far. i still have not gone through it all but there are 20+ full barrels of 90% flour in all the different colors, hundreds of chests packed full of high end clothing, high end inspirationals, iron blah blah blah, around 800 head of green cabbage, 300 head of red cabbage and 300 head of white cabbage in the 40% range. hundreds of ghost riders in the 40% range, 8 snake skulls, thousands of 90%+ cereal seeds, around 700 humus of 80%+ purity, 40ish worms and pythons of 80%+ purity, hundreds of 90%+ ears of barley and then all the other stuff like several chests of various tiers of cotton, leather, mid range inspirationals etc not worth mentioning.


as i initially stated, this is just a very condensed version of events, the much more detailed and illustrated version of this highly amusing saga and how it intertwines with other events on the server will come at a later date.




now, while mr nice guy himself is not dead. his entire power structure is along with his main and most of his friends.

and what that means is that all of you who posted bounties for him over the last 2 months now owe me money.
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby L33LEE » Tue May 07, 2013 8:12 pm

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Darwoth and his 1 Man army running jamestown is so cool.

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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby colesie » Tue May 07, 2013 8:12 pm

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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby Greb » Tue May 07, 2013 8:20 pm

Lol
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby alloin » Tue May 07, 2013 8:24 pm

Finally a post worth reading by Darwoth, nice job Darwoth, bad job noob villager who invites a random, where's the video ??? (including the deer in the dark!)
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby TheKeymaster » Tue May 07, 2013 8:30 pm

what happened to the witches?
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby RainbowMoostache » Tue May 07, 2013 8:34 pm

Intresting.

You have quite impressed me with the accomplishment.

Not to mention after Salem has been very quiet for a while indeed, I expect some type of this would happen.

Good job, I should offer some applauses of this.
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby Nimmeth » Tue May 07, 2013 8:45 pm

Actually a very nice read. thanks :) keep it up :)
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby Kaios » Tue May 07, 2013 8:50 pm

Nicely done Darwoth, still a big ol' **** though.
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Re: no more mr nice guy

Postby derlaid » Tue May 07, 2013 9:39 pm

What a tremendous waste of time
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