Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

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Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby jwhitehorn » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:35 am

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
You are not experiencing Deja Vu here. I know the thread looks familiar to a thread that was created earlier in the week which placed Mr. Coles character under scrutiny. However, This thread is EXTREMELY different and is in fact about a town by the same name.

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You see it all started when a younger, more confident, and less quitter-ish Mr. Coles was approached outside this city. Mushibag threw-up a little bit in his mouth as he witnessed the event first-hand.

"Just why should we allow your base to live?" The Chief asked

"Gaarrrgggllee harrrgle Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle" Jordan Coles replied.

"Please remove my gourd from your mouth before you speak to me" The chief demanded.

"Oh I'm Sorry, I'm so sorry, please let my little trees live to grow up" Cried Mr. Coles.

And so it was that Mr. Coles struck the elusive "Treaty of the Rebellion Rat" after making many back-alley deals with the Tribe and jumping when we said "Jump".

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Now... Fast Forward to the present where Jordan Coles garnished a false-sense of security and began to run his mouth on the forums despite his previous promises to the Tribe. Jordan realized that while he would always have our sympathy, he would never have our respect and his ego just couldn't take it anymore. He finally mustered the courage to bounce his Treaty payment and well...... I think we all know how Episode 9 played out. Jordan Coles had become so full of excrement that the Tribe had no choice but to post an eviction Notice for health and safety concerns.

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The Tribe then broke in an liberated all the captive humus and worms.

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And their Bell now stands where the Last Living Establishment of Jordan Coles once stood. A reminder to all passers-by and would-be turncoats...... You all know that guy.... You have seen him post.... You have seen him moderate..... You have seen him threaten to quit week in and week out..... Don't be that guy.... Don't be that petite female dog.

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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby colesie » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:41 am

tl;dr

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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby belgear » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:56 am

The city sure has a lot of residents.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Gallient » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:10 am

belgear wrote:The city sure has a lot of residents.


When you alt-abuse rather than actually fight the Tribe it tends to leave ALOT of lean-tos.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Potjeh » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:24 am

Please edit the original post to tone down the abusive language, or I'll have to Hinnom the thread.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Vigilance » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:25 am

Did you seriously just try bragging about something that HAPPENED IN THE PAST? Sorry, we have other threads for that.

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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Gallient » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:51 am

Potjeh wrote:Please edit the original post to tone down the abusive language, or I'll have to Hinnom the thread.


Really, you're going to play that card? What is the abusive language, "little *****"? Please let me if the ceiling is really that low so I can go on a reporting campaign when I'm drunk and bored.

Edit: I'm sorry I forgot rules are different when moderating mod buddies compared to Tribe members.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Potjeh » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:58 am

Take moderation discussion to the appropriate place, please.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

Postby Jalpha » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:12 am

Nice attempt at drama but stale news is stale.

So when will the tribe quit out of boredom? All you have left to do anymore is carebear.
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Re: Why is Jordan Coles such a Little ***** (The city)

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