*NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

[Vigilance]

[Ornery]

Wait a minute, didn't you guys do this before and nobody cared or paid? You're repeating yourself, chief. Don't get boring now.

[Vigilance]

Wait a minute, didn't you guys do this before and nobody cared or paid? You're repeating yourself, chief. Don't get boring now.

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
It is I! Your Faithful News Reporter from the Tribal DMZ!




As the rhetoric from the Filthy Squatters heats up things at the DMZ are getting intense. It appears that a Squatter attempted to cross the DMZ and into Tribal Lands where he was KO'd. While this is not surprising what IS surprising is thanks to some very successful Trade Embargo's by the Southern Tribal & Treaty Factions the Northern Squatters have become a poor and starving nation. Due to this extreme poverty they have resorted to STEALING FROM EACHOTHER. That is right. Upon visiting the Tribal Lands DMZ I was prompted with a Northern Squatter who was robbed blind by another Squatter.



Not only was this person foolish enough to leave scents. They were foolish enough to leave them DIRECTLY ON TRIBAL LANDS. A few hours of tracking later......



Whats this? Have the Northern Squatters allied with the Soviet Stupids? Luckily there is now one less criminal in the world thanks to the Tribe.



But what about the KO'd Squatter who is now naked? Rumour has it that his people have prepped a Missile on the other side of the DMZ and are prepared to launch it. As such the Tribe was left with no option but to send a message.



Thank you for tuning in to this latest NEWS update regarding activity on the DMZ. The Tribe will do our best to keep you updated as more news breaks from this very intense area of the world.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

Fox News

[csnow]

Lady's and Gentlemen, I give you Ray Charles, who even in death brings a smile unlike any that the Tribes terrible sense of humor could ever shed on this earth

[Jalpha]

If only the Plymouth map were divided into north and south this post would be witty and amusing...

Shame for you it is not, and instead this thread is trying too hard to be witty and amusing, and fails tremendously at both. You don't even have a giant bear claw thing to give this thread anything worthwhile.

*yawns*

[colesie]

But what about the KO'd Squatter who is now naked? Rumour has it that his people have prepped a Missile on the other side of the DMZ and are prepared to launch it. As such the Tribe was left with no option but to send a message.

[jwhitehorn]

The DMZ has fallen today. It is a sad day for all.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[n0kturnal]

Must've been good times while it lasted. At least the bear claw will serve as a reminder. You gotta shed a tear for all those noobs, though. THIS GAME IS UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED, PEOPLE.