The Fire Clan: HOW MAKE FIRE?

[datass]

Prays!

[MrGemini]

Greetings fine Firemakers of Salem,

We have News for you! After few days of studying more possibilities of making fire, and much more hours of praying to JORB GOD in Boston to give the Fire Clan his so loved emote HOW MAKE FIRE, one of our hot members found out, that the allmighty Jorb church is in the old Ruins of Gallows Hill!

So, what would be the best place, to TRAY to PRAY to JORB every day for our fire emote - to earn our earned medal??
Yes! We travelled again, to Gallows Hill, to visit the Church of Jorb! Now our hot member tried to get in contact with him, again!




he even falled on his knees, to make his prayer more louder!


He began to feel something weird between his knees, so he thought that would be the first SIGN that the allmighty jorb god is listening to him!
He didnt look down, he was praying on his knees with the eyes up in the air to the church, and with the feeling that Jorb is listening to him, he asked..
the allmighty question..


the caressing between his legs began to get harder.. Now he KNEW the Jorb God is listening to him! So he asked him for our most loved Dream, since the Fire Clan is playing Salem, since they lived between Dinosaurs till today.. But still not watching whats caressing his legs while Praying..
(watch the picture EXACTLY now! u wont believe it!)


AND THEN IT HAPPENED !!
YES GUYS, I DONT LIE !! IT HAPPENED! THE ALLMIGHTY JORB GOD WHO MAKES FIRE FALL FROM SKY FIRE BURN FOREST, GAVE THE FIRE CLAN A SIGN!!!



He got Koed by the allmighty Jorb Snake! Now we are hoping that the body fluid of the allmighty Jorb Snake combined to a member of the Fire Clan will give us finally to learn the emote HOW MAKE FIRE ! Plz let this happen Jorb, we are training our hot member now all the day!

Then, later at same Day, the allmighty Jorb God even gave us another Sign! He didnt just sent us a Snake, he even sent us a Crap to Boston Rivers! I was talking to one of that crap, and u will be glad when u listen what they are talking !!


Thanks allmighty Jorb! Now we come closer and closer to our biggest Dreams! I hope there will be more in future!
PRAS JORB !!

Thanks for listening. Your Fire Clan!

[Maggie_Scott]

My fellow workers do not understand why I am laughing so hard.

KOed by the Jorb snake....

[Murphy]

Greetings fine firemakers of Salem,

today some members of the fireclan made a trip to Jamestown to medidate with the population about a possibility to HOW MAKE FIRE.
Said members pulled out some chairs to sit at the statue Jorb God has given to the folks of Jamestown and started to discuss what could be the best way to finally find out what they've been wondering for so long.





They totally agreed that they need help to figure it out and tried to cry for help to the fellow people that were standing around watching them experiencing the pain of cluelessness.



Soon they decided to change their tactic and tried to sacrifice their furniture to a mighty woodpile, hoping that they could finally be lucky and have some higher power accomplish their desire.



Suddenly a member remembered what they learned earlier about said higher power and found the perfect words to mark this memory forever in the minds of everyone so they wouldn't have to forget it ever again.




Jorb God give us a fire emote pl0x

[colesie]

DEARMRGEMINITHISISNOTANDNEVERWILLBEFUNNYPLSSTOP

[Chiprel]

DEARMRGEMINITHISISNOTANDNEVERWILLBEFUNNYPLSSTOP

I'm sorry but those are English boards. Please refrain from posting in German!
(nospacesstylecryevrtiem)

[MrGemini]

DEARMRGEMINITHISISNOTANDNEVERWILLBEFUNNYPLSSTOP

It depends which kind of Humor you have to think if thats funny. If u laugh at the first story, you will laugh at the rest. If you dont laugh at the first story, u will just stop reading this thread. So we have enough people with us to think its funny
(especially when u think about why this whole thread excists )

[Mereni]

I think it's hilarious. More screenshot comics, please.

[MagicManICT]

Well, I didn't laugh at the first post like this because it was a wholly inappropriate post with where it was at. However, I find it quite funny you've taken that and ran with it. To each his own. Comedy, much like everything else in this life, is quite subjective.

[MrGemini]

Greetings fine Firemakers of Salem!

A long time has passed, and the great Fireclan want to introduce you their new studied technologies!
But first, we have some very bad news for you. Again, after the clan of all clans, the great and oldest clan itself,
still didnt get their Fire Emote, after updates and updates in Salem, we arent able to show some Newbies with our Magic Emote
HOW MAKE FIRE.

And cause we wasnt able to help them, much more Newbies burned into Death instead of getting killed by Chief PeePooKaka!
Watch the poor Souls who we wasnt able to help!







From another Area in the World we heard, Jorb God could be angry with us. Some guys walking around and asking HOW MAKE FIRE and asking for FIRE EMOTES got
bitten by Snakes, some other saw him to MAKE FIRE FALL FROM SKY FIRE BURN FOREST..



Now we got afraid. Still not finding out HOW MAKE FIRE and still no Fire emote after one update and another, we started something difficult.
We built up a time machine! Yes, a time machine! We arent able to make fire, but we built a time machine. So we travelled with this time machine from
Boston to the future, in the hope to get trained how make fire. We landed in a damn big WAR! And we had to travel immediatly back! The only thing we saw, before
we got away, is that they had really weird Sabres, and making this:



I think we are at a better place near Boston to learn it.
Last but not least, my character infected me with the HOW MAKE FIRE sentence in RL. And u wont believe it. I saw a sign of Jorb God in RL! And i still dont have an emote!




So Jorb God, we still need your help. We need Fire Emote to earn the most worth medal of Salem while helping Newbies!
Thanks for listening.

Your Fire Clan