NOOOOOOO!!! WHY?! WHY MOAR DEATH?!
Haven't I suffered enough? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *taking breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Due to ze unfortunate sircumstances, our beloved leader is no longer in condition to lead our great country. Until sutsch time arrives zat he may regain his emotional and syckological stability, I vill presume his duties and obligations as regent. Ve pray on zis dark day for our dear freund and his soul zat left zis welt after sutsch a gruesome and undeserved death. What a horrible person could ever do somezing like zat.
Ruhe in Frieden, count Tim.
Markgraf Willhelm Schtraumann von Grassreich,
Governor of Colonial Infrastructural Developement and Whatnot
