Scalp Collection Thread

[clouddog]

A man following mother nature when nature does not exist as nature is part of the stars in the milky way but the milky way is not milky as its stars in the ocean but the ocean is just the hills from cardboard as stars have no life.
May i join you as your apprentice Mighty Cheif?
I know you may be abit suspicious but today i started my teachings of how to destroy nature as nature are corrupt and in war with the human race.
Already have 1 child who finished the education and became dubbed to the boss of the sticks after throwing out 127 sticks on the ground in 72 seconds.
as we have same goals,we would make a good team so what do you say.....

[jwhitehorn]

A man following mother nature when nature does not exist as nature is part of the stars in the milky way but the milky way is not milky as its stars in the ocean but the ocean is just the hills from cardboard as stars have no life.
May i join you as your apprentice Mighty Cheif?
I know you may be abit suspicious but today i started my teachings of how to destroy nature as nature are corrupt and in war with the human race.
Already have 1 child who finished the education and became dubbed to the boss of the sticks after throwing out 127 sticks on the ground in 72 seconds.
as we have same goals,we would make a good team so what do you say.....

Your teaching methods are an abomination. You sir.... Will be scalped.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Ass_Kraken]

Your teaching methods are an abomination. You sir.... Will be scalped.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

I'm going to piss in your cereal.

[clouddog]

Your teaching methods are an abomination. You sir.... Will be scalped.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

a picture is worth a thousand words.........

[jwhitehorn]

a picture is worth a thousand words.........

There are only so many berry bushes in a red autumn forest tile. Your days are numbered. For your sake I hope you live nowhere close. When I find that bush I will be destroying every claim within a 30 minute walk to it.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Bronsontucker]

This is a good descriptive video of chief.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[jwhitehorn]

You know what they say....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[killertomas2]

this squatter was being cruel to mother nature by cutting her down so when he went to check a box he found that mistake a far fetch......

[Ikpeip]

this squatter was being cruel to mother nature by cutting her down so when he went to check a box he found that mistake a far fetch......

I think he meant to say:

Stalking quietly through the forest, I moved without a sound. The oafish squatter ahead of me was squealing with glee as his fat fingers cruelly stripped the maple tree bare of its leaves. I could hear Mother Nature's silent scream of agony. The homely woman next to him spoke "Let's move on... we have more than enough!" but he cruelly cut her down "Quiet Beatrice, I want ALL the maple leaves!

Having seen enough, I spoke. "You have trespassed against Nature, squatter! You shall face the Justice of the Great Spirit!" The squatter turned to run, but I was upon him in a blink of the eye, relishing his screams as I collected his scalp. When he fell silent, I turned to face Beatrice the Squatter, and frowned seeing she had fled as soon as I had made myself known. Far on the horizon, I could see her disappear over the ridge. I sighed heavily - this would delay my supper of Spinach Soup - and I briefly considered just checking the box on this encounter and leaving it at just one scalp collected.

This weakness was only momentary. The Spinach Soup would have to wait. With a resigned determination, I set after Beatrice. Hopefully my mistake of giving her a head start would not make this fetch a far one.

[jwhitehorn]

As you can see the Tribe has retained the Paymaster for his tomas Translation services.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe