The Church Of Jorb™ And His Disciples. (2 videos)

[colesie]

*UPDATE*
Due to a lack of general public interest and the recent exposure that the Church was an elaborate set up by the "Disciples" to actually kill The Great Spirit the MM Tribe had but no choice but to Once Again take over management of this project.

While we appreciate the hard work and effort that Mr. Coles has placed into this project twice. We feel that his choice of caretakers is both negligent and disrespectful to The Great Spirit himself. The MM Tribe will begin tours of the facility after its remodel and facelift that will be taking place over the next 1-2 weeks. We apologize for all those planning a church visit with their family but we promise you that the changes will both astound and amaze.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Why not make me quit completely? That'd be cool too.

[jwhitehorn]

Why not make me quit completely? That'd be cool too.

Of all the anomalies I've witnessed in this game you perhaps are the most interesting Mr. Coles. Your reputation preceded you from your H&H days and you seemed like you had the potential to make an impact here as well. Then, you spent the first month infiltrating an organization that Darwoth had already single-handedly destroyed. The next month working with a group that admits to bot-using and bug abusing on an almost daily basis. And conclude your saga of Salem by moving a bunch of dirt to praise a Deity who already seeded the world with his peoples. Perhaps its time you re-evaluate how your spend your time or at least consider applying to an organization that understands the simple game mechanics of Salem.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

Why not make me quit completely? That'd be cool too.

Of all the anomalies I've witnessed in this game you perhaps are the most interesting Mr. Coles. Your reputation preceded you from your H&H days and you seemed like you had the potential to make an impact here as well. Then, you spent the first month infiltrating an organization that Darwoth had already single-handedly destroyed. The next month working with a group that admits to bot-using and bug abusing on an almost daily basis. And conclude your saga of Salem by moving a bunch of dirt to praise a Deity who already seeded the world with his peoples. Perhaps its time you re-evaluate how your spend your time or at least consider applying to an organization that understands the simple game mechanics of Salem.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Lol, I'm straight pvp in Haven and since I find Salem PVP to be very very ****** I decided to try out the 3D aspects of the game before anything else. I joined Yasso originally because he was literally the first person to offer me a spot. iirc your group also offered me a place. I joined GH because the odditown guys and others I recognized were in it and they allowed me to ***** around with the game however I pleased. I'm obviously not quitting because Haven lag has not yet been fixed. The church was my mega-project and I wasn't even able to finish it. The biggest regret I have with it atm is that the trees weren't all grown in and that the original tile hadn't returned yet. Now you're just going to go ahead and gay it up

I guess I'll need to look into PVP for once now. Inc vault.

[Sevenless]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

[colesie]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

People who have no hopes are easy to control
with nothing and uncertainty
rumors of wars with monsoons and tornadoes
will keep fear over their eyes and locks on their feet
if there were something then at least that would be something
but there's not and it buries cracks of drought
tearing apart empires and homes and the dreams of men
sealing the entrance and every way out
there is hope but no heart can touch it
unless it's traded wants, for others needs
it is emptiness that is left and destroying the world
priceless possessions held so tight that it bleeds
the end is near, they won't believe it
until a waking nightmare they can see it
and they'll know it has begun
when zero blocks out the sun
blinded by the fact that they can see nothing
one by one they scream silently as they run

it'll start like hot rain searing through the leaves
and boil the sea turning every grass yellow
it comes with no warning and wants no reprieve
as it begins with dark clouds and silence
the oceans will be covered in water
and the mountains turned in to sand
the trees will be scattered like stars in the night
and beneath it all will be buried the land
the air will turn sour and make mothers hate their daughters
and fathers will take the blade to their sons
earthquakes will level houses
hurricanes will take the cattle
birds of prey will lay claim to the rest
the crops will be devoured by locusts and lightning
and when nothing is left, the thunder will rest
the mountains in the sea will crack at their bases
and send the earth far away from its sun
they'll fall off the planet and leave the world weightless
and everything will freeze together as one
and for years that measure one million times seven
times eleven million by seventy seven
it'll rocket into nothing, rock ice spinning into nothing
until fire smashes it into glass
and sends a rain of boiling vapor
like arrows ripping into paper
on to our heads, lava and poison ash
and it begins. save up your hopes friends
and send them to the corners of your end
there is something coming, and everything matters
guard your heart, and watch the wind

Save up your hopes friends because the Chief just might need it

[jwhitehorn]

People who have no hopes are easy to control
with nothing and uncertainty
rumors of wars with monsoons and tornadoes
will keep fear over their eyes and locks on their feet
if there were something then at least that would be something
but there's not and it buries cracks of drought
tearing apart empires and homes and the dreams of men
sealing the entrance and every way out
there is hope but no heart can touch it
unless it's traded wants, for others needs
it is emptiness that is left and destroying the world
priceless possessions held so tight that it bleeds
the end is near, they won't believe it
until a waking nightmare they can see it
and they'll know it has begun
when zero blocks out the sun
blinded by the fact that they can see nothing
one by one they scream silently as they run

it'll start like hot rain searing through the leaves
and boil the sea turning every grass yellow
it comes with no warning and wants no reprieve
as it begins with dark clouds and silence
the oceans will be covered in water
and the mountains turned in to sand
the trees will be scattered like stars in the night
and beneath it all will be buried the land
the air will turn sour and make mothers hate their daughters
and fathers will take the blade to their sons
earthquakes will level houses
hurricanes will take the cattle
birds of prey will lay claim to the rest
the crops will be devoured by locusts and lightning
and when nothing is left, the thunder will rest
the mountains in the sea will crack at their bases
and send the earth far away from its sun
they'll fall off the planet and leave the world weightless
and everything will freeze together as one
and for years that measure one million times seven
times eleven million by seventy seven
it'll rocket into nothing, rock ice spinning into nothing
until fire smashes it into glass
and sends a rain of boiling vapor
like arrows ripping into paper
on to our heads, lava and poison ash
and it begins. save up your hopes friends
and send them to the corners of your end
there is something coming, and everything matters
guard your heart, and watch the wind

Save up your hopes friends because the Chief just might need it

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I farted in your church
and it smells like poo


Save your frebreeze for Sunday Mornings. You just might need it.


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[colesie]

We simply can't have nice things
RIPNever4getcryeverytiem

[Nimmeth]

i admire your dedication, a nice read and awesome result

[colesie]

Ty, it did take quite a while

[colesie]

Bump