Scalp Collection Thread

[jwhitehorn]

The sun rose on Nov 25th. The Chief heard a roar that startled him! Alas, it was simply the roar of his belly as it is against Tribal customs to consume both food or drink while on a Vision Quest. He wandered the beaches parched for thirst when he came across another Squatter who was trying a Vision Quest of his own. "Water......" he exclaimed. "Need water!". The Chief knew that the dishonor of consuming liquids while on a Vision Quest was too great and if he complied with this Squatters request then neither of them may ever forgive themselves. As such he did what must be done.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[jwhitehorn]

The next day came and on the 26th the Chief heard the screams of people on the reservation! He quickly rushed to investigate and make sure nobody was tampering with his farm!

It turns out that the citizens of the reservation were in a panic as a member of the reservation was trying to drop citizenship and leave the compound! Never has a Squatter left the confines of the Reservation without the approval of a brave! Something had to be done!



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Primo]

The next day came and on the 26th the Chief heard the screams of people on the reservation! He quickly rushed to investigate and make sure nobody was tampering with his farm!

Were those the only screams you heard on your vision quest?

[jwhitehorn]

Were those the only screams you heard on your vision quest?

Actually no. Later the next day on the 27th I heard screams again. Only this time they were much more feint. I began running around Boston trying to find out just who needed my help but as far as the eyes could see there were no Squatters in distress. That is until I looked down! It wasn't a Squatter screaming at all that I heard. It was the dozens of screams coming from Mother Nature's Crickets who were being brutally slaughtered by this murderer.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[killertomas2]

cheif im glad your back!! i am in need of savior from these dirty filthy squatters . I need you to prove that i killed people for the tribe!! these squatters are so depraved that they challenge me on these kills .

[jwhitehorn]

cheif im glad your back!! i am in need of savior from these dirty filthy squatters . I need you to prove that i killed people for the tribe!! these squatters are so depraved that they challenge me on these kills .

Ah yes, It is true my friends that on the 28th The Chief became tired. The length of this Vision Quest was challenging even the mightiest of warriors. It was at this time that the Brave Brave known as Killertomas began to assist the Chief in maintaining justice during this tough time.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Mushibag]

Looks like I showed up late to the party? I'm at the reservation.

[jwhitehorn]

Looks like I showed up late to the party? I'm at the reservation.

Too late... I already killed him. I must say that his humours would have been high enough to excite you in combat sir.

Awwww. Looks like Mushibag is a little bit scared without Hustlinguistics to back him .



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Mushibag]

lol, you so funneh Chief. I liked the part where you guys thought I was gullible enough for a gank like that, then said I '***** out' because I didn't fight 1v4. But I can assure you, if Hustlinguistics had been online, we'd take a 2v4, 1v4 is just a bit more than I think I could reasonably handle in that environment.

[jwhitehorn]

On the 29th I remembered what I was doing wrong! If I was going to finish this Vision Quest I needed to help the people of Salem to be redeemed by the Great Spirit. So I began teaching the Filthy Squatters good manners.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe