Happy Grab Some Nuts Day!!!!

[Paradoxyc]

Hey everyone, enjoy grabbing as many nuts as you can today

http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/nati ... -august-3/

[Forungi]

What a coincidence, i'm doing it right now at work under my desk

[Heffernan]

please!!!! noone tell marp

[MarpTarpton]

[Kandarim]

that same site told me it is also 'national watermelon day'.
What reason is there to put nuts above watermelons?

[MarpTarpton]

The patriarchy.

[Darwoth]

i do like me some pistachios, even better if you can find the old school red kind that are dyed for no reason at all other than to stain your fingers for days afterwards

[kitty629]

Brazil nuts are the best! I just wish I knew how they can get them out whole in a can of mixed nuts but if you try to crack your own they are in pieces.

[saltmummy]

What reason is there to put nuts above melons?

Fixed and
I imagine a lot of people really like fellatio.

Does peanut butter count? or are we just talking straight up nuts? If it's just straight nuts, then salted peanuts or chocolate almonds.

[belgear]

Can't people like nuts and melons equally?